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  • R realJSOP

    I have always been of the opinion that Barbie needs much larger breasts. And G.I. Joe "Richard" Large would probably agree.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    I have always been of the opinion that Barbie needs much larger breasts.

    Silicon chip implants?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Gee, Jörgen, I guess you pissed off people that play with Barbies. ;)

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      • R realJSOP

        I have always been of the opinion that Barbie needs much larger breasts. And G.I. Joe "Richard" Large would probably agree.

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        Lost User
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        Mmmmmm.... software..... :-D

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          Mmmmmm.... software..... :-D

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          JustWorking
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          LunaticFringe wrote:

          software

          Barbie is soft but not sure of the ware ;P

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          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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            Nemanja Trifunovic
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            I remember a campaign at reddit programming to vote Barbie to be a computer engineer - must have something to do with it :)

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            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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              Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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              People really do think our job is a joke. I am going to buy that Barbie and I am going to set her in front of my keyboard when I go on breaks.

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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                Used to work with a French girl that looked like that. She was a nuclear physicist, but worked in SW because the money was better. Her desk was next to mine. Damn distracting it was. She went on to work for the joint French Japanese project at Cadarache. She was damn clever too.

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                • _ __yash__

                  And she is holding a *pink* laptop....i wonder whether that has a "give it to me!!" key ;P

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                  peterchen
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                  They don't say anythign about the specs though...

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                  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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                    Abhinav S
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                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

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                    :wtf:

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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                      I've said it before, we're glorified secretaries... 'bout time we got a fitting mascot. :sigh:

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                        I've said it before, we're glorified secretaries... 'bout time we got a fitting mascot. :sigh:

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        I always thought we are blue collars in the new age. :)

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          Hey man - you've got a brand-new baby girl there. She may very well play with Barbie dolls in a few years. Wouldn't you want her to know that Barbie can work the same job as Dad? :)

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            If you look closely, you can see (from her screen) she is all about ones and zeros and she is bluetoothing too - I wonder where she put her cell :confused:

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                            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                              I always thought we are blue collars in the new age. :)

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                              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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                                dannette
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                                I know what I want for Christmas....

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                                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

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                                  stephen hazel
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                                  Well, I wish Barbie good luck in her new career choice. At least she's finally gotten into maths... I'm just worried about how she'll compete against the knockoff Chinese Computer Engineer Barbies?? They're half the cost! I sure hope she isn't forced into a management...

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                                    feanorgem
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                                    It looks to me like engineer Barbie changes are: add glasses smaller boobs add geekware (computer, bluetooth) No stereotyping here!

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                                      GalwayGuy
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                                      Is there a reason they have printed binary on that laptop screen?

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