Heck of a "not coming into work" message
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Co-worker said he is remoting in as "The roads are still ice covered there are 50 cars in the ditch and one boat." Why do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat?
But the "one boat" is the one he's decided to go South in.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Co-worker said he is remoting in as "The roads are still ice covered there are 50 cars in the ditch and one boat." Why do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat?
I dunno... Taking out 50 cars with one boat? Even 007 isn't THAT good :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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Co-worker said he is remoting in as "The roads are still ice covered there are 50 cars in the ditch and one boat." Why do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat?
Have you been watching a lot of bond lately? I thought gold finger was good, but then it makes me think of "Pull my finger" too. :laugh:
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Co-worker said he is remoting in as "The roads are still ice covered there are 50 cars in the ditch and one boat." Why do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat?
ragnaroknrol wrote:
do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat
Nope. If it was him there would be a military tank inside the ditch.
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
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I dunno... Taking out 50 cars with one boat? Even 007 isn't THAT good :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
This where the obligatory Chuck Norris comment comes in?
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Have you been watching a lot of bond lately? I thought gold finger was good, but then it makes me think of "Pull my finger" too. :laugh:
Roger Moore in New Orleans. I can't even remember the name of the movie but he was all over the place in one of those boats. That was a while ago though.
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This where the obligatory Chuck Norris comment comes in?
Nope, I'm morally prohibited from contributing to the Chuck Norris meme.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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Roger Moore in New Orleans. I can't even remember the name of the movie but he was all over the place in one of those boats. That was a while ago though.
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Co-worker said he is remoting in as "The roads are still ice covered there are 50 cars in the ditch and one boat." Why do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat?
That wasn't James Bond. It was Chuck Norris.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services
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Co-worker said he is remoting in as "The roads are still ice covered there are 50 cars in the ditch and one boat." Why do I keep picturing James Bond driving this boat?
That's nothing. A friend of mine worked at a place that redfined "crazy". She overheard one of the people she worked with calling in, saying "I'm not coming to work today. I shot my husband. I think he may be dead." True story. Oh, and he didn't die.
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008
But no longer in 2009... -
That's nothing. A friend of mine worked at a place that redfined "crazy". She overheard one of the people she worked with calling in, saying "I'm not coming to work today. I shot my husband. I think he may be dead." True story. Oh, and he didn't die.
A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008
But no longer in 2009...Dave Kreskowiak wrote:
I'm not coming to work today. I shot my husband. I think he may be dead."
Would that be personal or family medical leave? hmmm