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  • M Marc Clifton

    When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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    Megan Forbes
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    Next time one of the client services dude's kick their network cable so hard it comes out and "their email is broken" I'll send them to that - thanks! :-D


    We don't need a thinker! We need a do-er! Someone who will act first, without considering the consequences. - Homer J Simpson

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    • M Marc Clifton

      Eeek! Caught by the clickety police! Thanks! I had found this gem from while using my local MSDN help libary. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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      Daniel Turini
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      To serve and to protect... Q261186 - Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music

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      • M Marc Clifton

        When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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        Dave Loeser
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        I thought this so funny I've included it in my sig... I've been looking for a good sigline and now I have it. Thanks! Dave "Dak Lozar" Loeser When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible.

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        • M Megan Forbes

          Next time one of the client services dude's kick their network cable so hard it comes out and "their email is broken" I'll send them to that - thanks! :-D


          We don't need a thinker! We need a do-er! Someone who will act first, without considering the consequences. - Homer J Simpson

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          Marc Clifton
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          Dang! That's two now: http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=316735#xx316735xx[^] :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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          • M Marc Clifton

            When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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            Shog9 0
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            This fits right in with that old joke about MS tech support - factually correct, but completely useless... ;)

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            So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."

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              This fits right in with that old joke about MS tech support - factually correct, but completely useless... ;)

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              So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."

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              Brian Delahunty
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              Shog9 wrote: factually correct, but completely useless... Yep :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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              • M Marc Clifton

                When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                peterchen
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                Link police warning (level pink): Don't use link colors for non links (edit) the MSDN statement nicely illustrates the binarity of access, though. (/edit)


                Help! I'm an f*cked up universe simulator running someone's totally screwed up attempts on AI [sighist]

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible. I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  I'm finding it difficult to access the point of this statement Thats because your not yet a member ! :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire!

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    Dang! That's two now: http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=316735#xx316735xx[^] :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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                    Megan Forbes
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                    Sweet - spread the fame! :cool:


                    We don't need a thinker! We need a do-er! Someone who will act first, without considering the consequences. - Homer J Simpson

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                    • D Dave Loeser

                      I thought this so funny I've included it in my sig... I've been looking for a good sigline and now I have it. Thanks! Dave "Dak Lozar" Loeser When access is allowed to a member, it said to be accessible. Otherwise, it is inaccessible.

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                      Marc Clifton
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                      You're welcome! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

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