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Why fish quotas are stupid and how I am going to change the law.

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  • A AspDotNetDev

    I've heard that line before.

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    dan_fish
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    This is reely making me groan

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      This is reely making me groan

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      AspDotNetDev
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      That was a tad bite roughy. I'd frog you for it if I didn't fall for it hook, line and sinker.

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        That was a tad bite roughy. I'd frog you for it if I didn't fall for it hook, line and sinker.

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        dan_fish
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        Pollacks!

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          So if in a year x amount of say cod is landed, any cod caught after that have to be thrown, dead, back into the sea. If they are landed the skipper pays a fine. Great, good for fish stock, it stops them being erroded. Or does it? So, a boat goes out for sole, catches one cod, but cant land it. How stupid! The sole fisherman isnt going after cod, and tyo throw a fish dead back into the sea is criminal. Instead, and here is the new law, a boat should be able to land up to 5% of its weight in fish that are over quota. Of course a cod fisherman cant go out and catch cod, because its his prime target. But any accidental catches can be landed. In fact one could do the same for undersized fish. If 5% of a non target species is undersized it can be landed. After all, a net intended for small fish will catch young fish opf a bigger species. But a small percentage snows no INTENT to catch undersized, or over quota fish. Why the hell didnt they consult me when they wrote these laws? I should be in power! Must write to my MEP about this, if I knew his name...

          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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          DaveAuld
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          It looks like everyone took the Bait, hook line and sinker and started a pun war. Cod only knows where this will end up. The posting looks a bit fishy to me, and seems to be another political post from fat_boy. Does he not get bored of them! Anyway enough of this post. The End [or should that be Fin for some of our foreign friends.]

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            Pollacks!

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            AspDotNetDev
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            I sea you'll float any idea you pike, no matter how sharking.

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              It looks like everyone took the Bait, hook line and sinker and started a pun war. Cod only knows where this will end up. The posting looks a bit fishy to me, and seems to be another political post from fat_boy. Does he not get bored of them! Anyway enough of this post. The End [or should that be Fin for some of our foreign friends.]

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              AspDotNetDev
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              Whatever you salmon.

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                So if in a year x amount of say cod is landed, any cod caught after that have to be thrown, dead, back into the sea. If they are landed the skipper pays a fine. Great, good for fish stock, it stops them being erroded. Or does it? So, a boat goes out for sole, catches one cod, but cant land it. How stupid! The sole fisherman isnt going after cod, and tyo throw a fish dead back into the sea is criminal. Instead, and here is the new law, a boat should be able to land up to 5% of its weight in fish that are over quota. Of course a cod fisherman cant go out and catch cod, because its his prime target. But any accidental catches can be landed. In fact one could do the same for undersized fish. If 5% of a non target species is undersized it can be landed. After all, a net intended for small fish will catch young fish opf a bigger species. But a small percentage snows no INTENT to catch undersized, or over quota fish. Why the hell didnt they consult me when they wrote these laws? I should be in power! Must write to my MEP about this, if I knew his name...

                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                NormDroid
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                Are you codding? Nobody is going to go with that idea.

                All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                • P peterchen

                  Suggest a better mechanism to enforce sustainable fishing.

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                  Lost User
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                  Easy. Fish farms. Raise endagered species, or popular fish, to a small size, but suffient to allow them to survive and release them into the sea. Think of it as seeding the seas with viable young fish. We already have the technology in fish farms.

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    I sea you'll float any idea you pike, no matter how sharking.

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                    Henry Minute
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                    You are all skating around the issue.

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                      You are all skating around the issue.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      dan_fish
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                      Am I the sole person with any sense in this plaice?

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                      • D dan_fish

                        Am I the sole person with any sense in this plaice?

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                        Henry Minute
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                        That's a gudgeon, really made me laugh.

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                        • D dan_fish

                          Am I the sole person with any sense in this plaice?

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          dan_fish wrote:

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                          DD already said that and reusing terms is against the rules. You are hereby fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute*. *NKSS

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                            dan_fish wrote:

                            plaice

                            DD already said that and reusing terms is against the rules. You are hereby fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute*. *NKSS

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                            dan_fish
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                            Arghhh! You've got me there - guilty as charged. I was going to stop anyway, before I strain my pun mussel :-D

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                              Arghhh! You've got me there - guilty as charged. I was going to stop anyway, before I strain my pun mussel :-D

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Time to Clam up.

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                                Time to Clam up.

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                                dan_fish
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                                Don't you just hake someone else getting the last word?

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Easy. Fish farms. Raise endagered species, or popular fish, to a small size, but suffient to allow them to survive and release them into the sea. Think of it as seeding the seas with viable young fish. We already have the technology in fish farms.

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                                  peterchen
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                                  (1) not all species are farmable (2) How do you fund this? Taxing fishermen worldwide?

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                                    So if in a year x amount of say cod is landed, any cod caught after that have to be thrown, dead, back into the sea. If they are landed the skipper pays a fine. Great, good for fish stock, it stops them being erroded. Or does it? So, a boat goes out for sole, catches one cod, but cant land it. How stupid! The sole fisherman isnt going after cod, and tyo throw a fish dead back into the sea is criminal. Instead, and here is the new law, a boat should be able to land up to 5% of its weight in fish that are over quota. Of course a cod fisherman cant go out and catch cod, because its his prime target. But any accidental catches can be landed. In fact one could do the same for undersized fish. If 5% of a non target species is undersized it can be landed. After all, a net intended for small fish will catch young fish opf a bigger species. But a small percentage snows no INTENT to catch undersized, or over quota fish. Why the hell didnt they consult me when they wrote these laws? I should be in power! Must write to my MEP about this, if I knew his name...

                                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    We need to be able to teleport select fish right to the restaurant. :cool:

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