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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    A wandering monk walked barefoot everywhere he went, to the point that the soles of his feet eventually became quite thick and leathery. And because he ate very little, he gradually became very frail. Several days often passed between opportunities to brush his teeth, so he usually had bad breath. Therefore, throughout the region, he came to be known as the super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis. Thank-you folks, I'm here all week. Try the veal! :-O [bows head in shame]


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

    modified on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:07 AM

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    Repost[^] And one of the posts is by you. :omg: :wtf: Do you post this one every few months? :)

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      Dalek Dave
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      He's under Orders to do this.

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        Repost[^] And one of the posts is by you. :omg: :wtf: Do you post this one every few months? :)

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        Dalek Dave
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        Well Spotted!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Repost[^] And one of the posts is by you. :omg: :wtf: Do you post this one every few months? :)

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Nice catch. This is a second-order repost offense. I'm pretty sure this puts the OP squarely in the lowest level of hell.

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            A wandering monk walked barefoot everywhere he went, to the point that the soles of his feet eventually became quite thick and leathery. And because he ate very little, he gradually became very frail. Several days often passed between opportunities to brush his teeth, so he usually had bad breath. Therefore, throughout the region, he came to be known as the super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis. Thank-you folks, I'm here all week. Try the veal! :-O [bows head in shame]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

            modified on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:07 AM

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              Nice catch. This is a second-order repost offense. I'm pretty sure this puts the OP squarely in the lowest level of hell.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Are we imposing a time limit for self reposts? Say 1 year perhaps? Official Shun and Metaphorical Tar and Feather for those who break the law?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Well Spotted!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Indivara
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                Like a leopard?

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                • T tufkap

                  Repost[^] And one of the posts is by you. :omg: :wtf: Do you post this one every few months? :)

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                  Abhinav S
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                  Or is just that the "wandering monk" comes back to civilization every few months and posts this on CP. :)

                  Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
                  Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...

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                    Like a leopard?

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Or a dick![^]

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                      Are we imposing a time limit for self reposts? Say 1 year perhaps? Official Shun and Metaphorical Tar and Feather for those who break the law?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      The first time he posted it he may have seemed precocious, now the sound of it is something quite atrocious. I say anybody who reposts something they've ever posted before is disallowed from posting for another week.

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                        Or a dick![^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Indivara
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                        :laugh: You Brits certainly have a way with naming stuff!

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          The first time he posted it he may have seemed precocious, now the sound of it is something quite atrocious. I say anybody who reposts something they've ever posted before is disallowed from posting for another week.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I wondered what to eat, a consomme, or a spot of cauliflower cheese, I like them both, but not eggs, they are horrible. It was a case of... Soup or Cauli are fantastic, eggs are quite atrocius.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            He's under Orders to do this.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            How Sadu are to use that excuse

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                              Nice catch. This is a second-order repost offense. I'm pretty sure this puts the OP squarely in the lowest level of hell.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              aspdotnetdev wrote:

                              squarely in the lowest level of hell

                              Not a chance, that's reserved for VB6 fan boys and the denizens on Norwich.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                How Sadu are to use that excuse

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                I used it Prior to my Dissolution.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  I wondered what to eat, a consomme, or a spot of cauliflower cheese, I like them both, but not eggs, they are horrible. It was a case of... Soup or Cauli are fantastic, eggs are quite atrocius.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  I got in a car accident with Muhammad Ali in California. In his rage, he punched me between the legs, so I sued him. So I don't have to waste my time telling that embarrassing story, I usually just abbreviate it as... Sue per Cali fragile cystic ex-pee Ali blood rush

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    aspdotnetdev wrote:

                                    squarely in the lowest level of hell

                                    Not a chance, that's reserved for VB6 fan boys and the denizens on Norwich.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    I'm not a VB6 fan boy, but I do have to use it on a daily basis for my job. I believe that means I must already be in purgatory.

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      aspdotnetdev wrote:

                                      squarely in the lowest level of hell

                                      Not a chance, that's reserved for VB6 fan boys and the denizens on Norwich.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      To be fair, the Norwich lot make great typists. All those extra fingers really speed thing up!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        A wandering monk walked barefoot everywhere he went, to the point that the soles of his feet eventually became quite thick and leathery. And because he ate very little, he gradually became very frail. Several days often passed between opportunities to brush his teeth, so he usually had bad breath. Therefore, throughout the region, he came to be known as the super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis. Thank-you folks, I'm here all week. Try the veal! :-O [bows head in shame]


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

                                        modified on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:07 AM

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                                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                        [bows head in shame]

                                        Not low enough. It could Never be low enough.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          How Sadu are to use that excuse

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                                          I'm tonsure if that's funny or not

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