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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Pretty much everyone is missing an opportunity for fun here. I've decided that when people do something like that, it's much more fun to give them a humorous non-answer than to offer up well-deserved criticism.

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    Does the criticism involve weapons? :)

    “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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    • R Rage

      They are both pointless to me. Ignoring is still the best strategy, I guess. I am in general against any kind of censorship. Let people decide if they want to read or not.

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      hairy_hats
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      I'd rather not have the dross at all, so you don't have to trawl through it to get to the interesting posts. After all, it's hard to know if you want to read something or not until after you've read it...

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Probably best to just down-vote them until the message is removed, though it is usually not a flame war (which requires two sides fighting) if they tuck their tail between their legs when they realize they've violated a Lounge rule. And of course humorous responses are always welcome, just so long as they don't really answer the programming question.

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        Caslen
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        aspdotnetdev wrote:

        Probably best to just down-vote them

        Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

        aspdotnetdev wrote:

        And of course humorous responses are always welcome

        Except they rarely are humorous.

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          aspdotnetdev wrote:

          Probably best to just down-vote them

          Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

          aspdotnetdev wrote:

          And of course humorous responses are always welcome

          Except they rarely are humorous.

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          Caslen wrote:

          Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

          I feel the poster should be informed of his/her mistake, and ignoring the post is not going to do that.

          Caslen wrote:

          Except they rarely are humorous.

          I disagree, but that is completely subjective, now isn't it?

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            aspdotnetdev wrote:

            Probably best to just down-vote them

            Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

            aspdotnetdev wrote:

            And of course humorous responses are always welcome

            Except they rarely are humorous.

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Caslen wrote:

            Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

            Also, not only should they be informed, but other Lounge readers should be informed too. Coder B sees Coder A post a question and thinks it's OK, so he posts a question, which Coder C sees... that's a cycle best avoided.

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            • L Lost User

              Doesnt it depend on ones sense of hunmour? Whats obnoxious to one might be ammusing to another. I happen to know that myself and jew_boy DigitalMan have a 'robust' sense of humour that others dont seem to understand. :)

              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Who you accusing of having a sense of humour you complete ******* **** of a **** faced ******? :mad::mad::mad: Yes, I believe that good old piss taking banter is not oft understood. Pity: tis the backbone of multi-culturism. :-)

              Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                Does the criticism involve weapons? :)

                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                realJSOP
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                No - that would be a definitive solution to the problem.

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Who you accusing of having a sense of humour you complete ******* **** of a **** faced ******? :mad::mad::mad: Yes, I believe that good old piss taking banter is not oft understood. Pity: tis the backbone of multi-culturism. :-)

                  Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells

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                  'tis 't backbone of Britain!

                  Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    Pretty much everyone is missing an opportunity for fun here. I've decided that when people do something like that, it's much more fun to give them a humorous non-answer than to offer up well-deserved criticism.

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Constructive non-informative responses rock!


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Caslen wrote:

                      Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

                      I feel the poster should be informed of his/her mistake, and ignoring the post is not going to do that.

                      Caslen wrote:

                      Except they rarely are humorous.

                      I disagree, but that is completely subjective, now isn't it?

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                      Caslen
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                      aspdotnetdev wrote:

                      I disagree, but that is completely subjective, now isn't it?

                      OK I'll give you that one - probably better to say that some peoples attempt at humour isn't always original and quickly becomes as annoying as the troll posts eg repeated references to hamsters, liquid nitrogen, Chuck Norris, DDs drinking etc Lets at least be original, then if it's not funny - well have a 5 for trying!

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        Caslen wrote:

                        Absolutely not! The best approach is to ignore.

                        Also, not only should they be informed, but other Lounge readers should be informed too. Coder B sees Coder A post a question and thinks it's OK, so he posts a question, which Coder C sees... that's a cycle best avoided.

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                        Caslen
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                        On another forum I go to ( :omg: ) the moderators occasionally lock a thread, leaving the original message but preventing further additions, this might work but also might encourage new threads to be started on the same subject...

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                        • C Caslen

                          aspdotnetdev wrote:

                          I disagree, but that is completely subjective, now isn't it?

                          OK I'll give you that one - probably better to say that some peoples attempt at humour isn't always original and quickly becomes as annoying as the troll posts eg repeated references to hamsters, liquid nitrogen, Chuck Norris, DDs drinking etc Lets at least be original, then if it's not funny - well have a 5 for trying!

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          Caslen wrote:

                          Lets at least be original

                          It's a bit off topic, but that's one of my pet peeves... when somebody posts something unoriginal -- like that joke earlier about the woman opening her legs for flowers. I'd much rather hear an original joke than one regurgitated from some spam email.

                          Caslen wrote:

                          references to hamsters, liquid nitrogen, Chuck Norris, DDs drinking

                          I'm conflicted on that. It can serve as an inside joke to the regulars and make CP seem like something special, and can also attract new members because they do not know what it means and want to stick around to find out. On their own, they may not be very funny, but I think they do have something to add to the atmosphere here at CP.

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                          • M martin_hughes

                            Rage wrote:

                            I was tempted to reply f-ck off to that. Just to see.

                            It'd depend on how much I'd had to drink at the time ;)

                            Rage wrote:

                            As for the Lounge nostalgia, it has been discussed a billionth times here, let's move on (or move away, if you cannot live with it).

                            Maybe you're right, still I fail to see how a post such as this one[^] doesn't get removed given that it's completely pointless and breaks the stated rules, whereas a post like this[^] gets spammed.

                            Books written by CP members

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                            Rod Kemp
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                            As far as the second one goes, it seems to fall under the new rule of "the person was/is a knob/troll therefore must be 1 voted at all times (regardless of the post content)" :sigh:

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                            • C Christian Graus

                              It's common for people to say 'when I was a boy'. I do think there was far more community here when there were less members, and all the people who used this site were programmers.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              Dan Neely
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                              The best stories like that I've ever heard were from someone who began "When I was young and stupid, I am no longer young..." (He was one of the 3 or 4 best teachers I ever had.)

                              3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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