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    martin_hughes
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    ...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.

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      ...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.

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      Jim Crafton
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      Can't help - all the stuff I found was online. I'll be curious what others recommend. Anything specific you're trying to do?

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        ...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.

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        Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.

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          Can't help - all the stuff I found was online. I'll be curious what others recommend. Anything specific you're trying to do?

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          Jim Crafton wrote:

          Anything specific you're trying to do?

          I want to do a nice exploding firework effect; there are a few things online which do that sort of thing, but I'd rather re-invent the wheel (quite probably coming up with something inferior and square shaped) in this case to engage the grey matter and learn something.

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            Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.

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            I'd like to see that response in binary please, no english here!

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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              Anything specific you're trying to do?

              I want to do a nice exploding firework effect; there are a few things online which do that sort of thing, but I'd rather re-invent the wheel (quite probably coming up with something inferior and square shaped) in this case to engage the grey matter and learn something.

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              Ahh, sorry, that's beyond where I went with it, I mainly just did shaders for image manipulation.

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                ...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.

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                If you're looking to learn how to create shaders, rather than a recipe book of precreated ones, this one's[^] pretty good.

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                  If you're looking to learn how to create shaders, rather than a recipe book of precreated ones, this one's[^] pretty good.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                  Ah, ta - I shall have looksee.

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                    Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.

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                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                    if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"

                    Now we know what really happened to them. They got vaporated because 3PO didn't do his job...

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                      I'd like to see that response in binary please, no english here!

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                      Sorry, I'm far too lazy to write another text-to-binary converter right now... I do that now and then, but I never seem to actually save it for later use.

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                        Ian Shlasko wrote:

                        if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"

                        Now we know what really happened to them. They got vaporated because 3PO didn't do his job...

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        Gah, I've said too much! The secret's out!

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                          Nah, it's an early form of ASCII encoding... And of course, since it's Star Wars, even a moisture vaporator has a personality... It would go something like this: What C3PO Says: "Sir, the vaporator wishes for you to adjust its carbon manifold down by ten percent." What C3PO Actually Heard: "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!" So you see, there's a little translation to be done.

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                          Ian Shlasko wrote:

                          "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"

                          looks like he needed a droid that could speak 36K modem

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                            Ian Shlasko wrote:

                            "Hey, golden boy! You tell that sniveling little #(*%&@# that if he doesn't cut this manifold down, I'm gonna #%*(&# his #()*%&# with #%(*)& #^(*&@ and #%*&@#)%& his wife's &&@#(*# with a %&)(@#!"

                            looks like he needed a droid that could speak 36K modem

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                            Ian Shlasko
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                            Yes, then every conversation would end with: +++ATH0 NO CARRIER It'd be like the MCP in Tron... "End of line."

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                              ...that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators* Not really, of course. What I really need is a recommendation on the sine qua non of HLSL references in dead-pulped-tree format. Any recommendations from personal experience? * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture. Easy.

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                              martin_hughes wrote:

                              * Never understood why Uncle Owen need a droid for that, given that the entire language reference for the binary language of moisture vaporators consists of two lines: 1 = Vaporate moisture. 0 = Don't vaporate moisture.

                              I always had the same objection, because my moisture vaporator included only a simple Boolean switch, which popped out when the moisture vaporisation level was at apogee. Maybe the more complex models have a two-way switch, which maintains the maximised moisture vaporisationment level -- for decorative mural facade disencollagement, and the like.

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