Chuck Norris vs Godwin's Law
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Bruce Lee would (once again) kick his scrawny arse.
Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Unstoppable force vs immovable object? Like, what would happen if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself in the face? I think last time that happened was the big bang - hence start and end of the universe!
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Bruce Lee would (once again) kick his scrawny arse.
Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells
Starting with pulling out his chest hair and then taking him apart one bone at a time :)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Chuck Norris is a woose! [My name is David, I live in Luton]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Chuck Norris is a woose! [My name is David, I live in Luton]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
Wow, I hope "woose" means something very different in Hungarian like double-hard, otherwise even your cunning deception will not save you .......
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
dont think i would attempt to even get on CP due to the volume of posts generated
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
As i read it Godwin's law states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." Chuck therefore confirms Godwin but also demonstrates that in Chuck's presence the result is achieved at a faster rate.
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Wow, I hope "woose" means something very different in Hungarian like double-hard, otherwise even your cunning deception will not save you .......
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Looking at my dictoinary it translates as "The Batty Boy's Batty Boy" Is that a good or a bad thing?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Keith Barrow wrote:
What would happen?
12/12/2012 before the schedule.
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Bruce Lee would (once again) kick his scrawny arse.
Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells
It wasn't Bruce Lee... It was Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jombie the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, All came out of nowhere, lightning fast, And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy *** I can't believe I have that all memorized..... Along with the entire rest of the song.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel) -
OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
I'm pretty sure that when Chuck detects a nazi he shoots first and comments second. Never, "you are a Nazi"; always, "he was a nazi". So the other party would already not exist by the time Chuck calls him a nazi and Chuck still wins.
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It wasn't Bruce Lee... It was Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jombie the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, All came out of nowhere, lightning fast, And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy *** I can't believe I have that all memorized..... Along with the entire rest of the song.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel) -
OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
It isn't a law, it is a humorous observation. Capeesh?
Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]
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It isn't a law, it is a humorous observation. Capeesh?
Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]
Wow, you really picked that ball up and ran with it. My orginal post is a humorous observation. Capeesh?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
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Wow, you really picked that ball up and ran with it. My orginal post is a humorous observation. Capeesh?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
rofl
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Neither Godwin's Law or Murphy's Law apply to Chuck Norris. If Chuck does it, it's the law. :) My favorite Norris facts: 1. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 2. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 4. Little boys wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 5. Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
Well if said poster was Steven Seagal, the discussion would be moot, because he's above the law.
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It isn't a law, it is a humorous observation. Capeesh?
Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] Sons Of Liberty - Free Album (They sound very much like Metallica, great lyrics too)[^]
So much for humor ...
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Well if said poster was Steven Seagal, the discussion would be moot, because he's above the law.
"Don't do it - it hurts my ears when you do it ..."
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OK here is a philosophoical question: Let's say Chuck Norris posts in a newgroup, describing a previous poster as a Nazi in an argument. Chuck Norris can't lose, but Godwin's Law is a law. What would happen?
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
That's easy - HAL 9000 would start killing astronauts ...