The really important movie awards
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Dan Neely wrote:
Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth
The book was pretty bad too. Though for some reason, I really enjoyed it as a teenager. Now, I can't imagine why. Marc
Yeah, I loved the book.
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The Razzies[^] Transformers had the "strongest" showing with 3 awards. Worst Picture of 2009: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Worst Director: Michael Bay TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Worst Screenplay: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Meanwhile a bigger PoS got it's 9th. Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / "Winner" of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)
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Dan Neely wrote:
Worst Screenplay: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
I don't agree with that one. In order to win worst screenplay, it need to have one. I'm pretty sure it didn't; my nippers make up better shti than that when they're playing in the sand.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The only thing in all of Battlefield Earth that had even a glimpse of being good was their commentary on dogs. (Henceforth this piece of trash will be called BF:E) I mean come on, if you aren't going to have any other redeeming qualities, having a robot dry humping Megan Fox's leg is at least humorous. Oh and the gratuitous close up shots of her whenever possible at least made for nice eye candy. BF:E couldn't even distract you from the train wreck. While the ghetto robots made me wanna give myself a home lobotomy, BF:E failed to have anything even resembling rational thought. Ghetto robots would have been an improvement.
ragnaroknrol wrote:
BF:E failed to have anything even resembling rational thought.
That would apply to Hubbard's other obscenity: Scientology.
Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells
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Dan Neely wrote:
Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth
The book was pretty bad too. Though for some reason, I really enjoyed it as a teenager. Now, I can't imagine why. Marc
Everyone is young and stupid; only some of us grow out of it. As bad as BFE was the Mission Earth[^] D
reckalogy was far worse. I can only assume that I finished it once for the same reason people rubberneck at accidents. X|3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
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The Razzies[^] Transformers had the "strongest" showing with 3 awards. Worst Picture of 2009: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Worst Director: Michael Bay TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Worst Screenplay: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Meanwhile a bigger PoS got it's 9th. Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / "Winner" of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)
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Revenge of the Fallen had its moments... I could do without the goofy Witwicky family antics entirely (Honestly, Shia LaBeouf really overplays that). Whatshername (The girlfriend) would have been a lot less annoying if she didn't have to play off that. Could do without the GhettoBots... In fact, let's just retcon the previous movie and remove all of Jazz's speaking parts too. While we're at it, strip out Ironhide's parts at the same time "Aww, I just wanted to show him my cannons"... What is he, a soldier or a toddler? Hmm, I haven't said anything good about it yet. Ok, the guy who plays the Sector 7 agent in both movies... Good acting, good comedic timing without being annoying... I forget the actor's name, but he's good. Optimus is pretty much the same as always, right on target. I had my doubts about Jamie Fox and the other soldier guys in the first one, but it works... Keep 'em. Adds a nice element that was lacking in the old series. So yeah... As a fan of the original series and the original movie... The new ones could have been really great... They weren't, but they could have been :) As for Battlefield: Earth... I have two things to say: 1) Created by the author of Dianetics. You know where this is going, so I won't say it. 2) John Travolta = Rasta Klingon in high heels. And that about sums it up. Great choice for the big award.
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Hard to say which was the worse film though I think Battlefield Earth sneaks it on being utter shite whereas Transformers was only a bit shite. :-)
Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells
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Revenge of the Fallen had its moments... I could do without the goofy Witwicky family antics entirely (Honestly, Shia LaBeouf really overplays that). Whatshername (The girlfriend) would have been a lot less annoying if she didn't have to play off that. Could do without the GhettoBots... In fact, let's just retcon the previous movie and remove all of Jazz's speaking parts too. While we're at it, strip out Ironhide's parts at the same time "Aww, I just wanted to show him my cannons"... What is he, a soldier or a toddler? Hmm, I haven't said anything good about it yet. Ok, the guy who plays the Sector 7 agent in both movies... Good acting, good comedic timing without being annoying... I forget the actor's name, but he's good. Optimus is pretty much the same as always, right on target. I had my doubts about Jamie Fox and the other soldier guys in the first one, but it works... Keep 'em. Adds a nice element that was lacking in the old series. So yeah... As a fan of the original series and the original movie... The new ones could have been really great... They weren't, but they could have been :) As for Battlefield: Earth... I have two things to say: 1) Created by the author of Dianetics. You know where this is going, so I won't say it. 2) John Travolta = Rasta Klingon in high heels. And that about sums it up. Great choice for the big award.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)Ian Shlasko wrote:
Revenge of the Fallen had its moments...
It's a bad movie, but I liked it anyway. One reason, really: Big f***ing robots. Sometimes, that's all I need.
He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.
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The Razzies[^] Transformers had the "strongest" showing with 3 awards. Worst Picture of 2009: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Worst Director: Michael Bay TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Worst Screenplay: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Meanwhile a bigger PoS got it's 9th. Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / "Winner" of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)
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Dan Neely wrote:
Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth
Oh yeah, Harriers that have been mothballed for fifty years then a bunch of cavemen who don't have the wheel jump in and fly them firing Sidewinders galore. :doh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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The Razzies[^] Transformers had the "strongest" showing with 3 awards. Worst Picture of 2009: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Worst Director: Michael Bay TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Worst Screenplay: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Meanwhile a bigger PoS got it's 9th. Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / "Winner" of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)
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Dan Neely wrote:
Battlefield Earth
Me think that it could be redone with "modern" technologies (3d, motion capture, real CGI, ...) and not be a complete failure.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Revenge of the Fallen had its moments...
It's a bad movie, but I liked it anyway. One reason, really: Big f***ing robots. Sometimes, that's all I need.
He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.
Well put :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel) -
Dan Neely wrote:
Battlefield Earth
Me think that it could be redone with "modern" technologies (3d, motion capture, real CGI, ...) and not be a complete failure.
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Maximilien wrote:
Me think that it could be redone with "modern" technologies (3d, motion capture, real CGI, ...) and not
stillbe a complete failure.IFTFY ... because the book is impossibly long to create a viable movie out of. :doh:
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Like Halle Berry in 2004(Oscar for Monster's ball, Razzie for Catwoman)
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Maximilien wrote:
Me think that it could be redone with "modern" technologies (3d, motion capture, real CGI, ...) and not
stillbe a complete failure.IFTFY ... because the book is impossibly long to create a viable movie out of. :doh:
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You actually read it? I can't bring myself to touch anything written by L.Ron, because of a certain group of people who like to harass pedestrians in Grand Central Terminal and Times Square, offering free "stress tests" in return for cult membership... Obviously I won't mention them by name, because I don't want to get sued :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel) -
Revenge of the Fallen had its moments... I could do without the goofy Witwicky family antics entirely (Honestly, Shia LaBeouf really overplays that). Whatshername (The girlfriend) would have been a lot less annoying if she didn't have to play off that. Could do without the GhettoBots... In fact, let's just retcon the previous movie and remove all of Jazz's speaking parts too. While we're at it, strip out Ironhide's parts at the same time "Aww, I just wanted to show him my cannons"... What is he, a soldier or a toddler? Hmm, I haven't said anything good about it yet. Ok, the guy who plays the Sector 7 agent in both movies... Good acting, good comedic timing without being annoying... I forget the actor's name, but he's good. Optimus is pretty much the same as always, right on target. I had my doubts about Jamie Fox and the other soldier guys in the first one, but it works... Keep 'em. Adds a nice element that was lacking in the old series. So yeah... As a fan of the original series and the original movie... The new ones could have been really great... They weren't, but they could have been :) As for Battlefield: Earth... I have two things to say: 1) Created by the author of Dianetics. You know where this is going, so I won't say it. 2) John Travolta = Rasta Klingon in high heels. And that about sums it up. Great choice for the big award.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)Did the Corvette fare well? Never understood why you'd want to build a battle bot out of fiberglass, but hey, I'm an Earthling, what do I know?
Christopher Duncan
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Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
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Dan Neely wrote:
Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth
Oh yeah, Harriers that have been mothballed for fifty years then a bunch of cavemen who don't have the wheel jump in and fly them firing Sidewinders galore. :doh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
Especially when you consider that from what I've heard, shooting Sidewinders is easy. Most Harrier fatalities come from taking off and landing.
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
Copywriting Services -
You actually read it? I can't bring myself to touch anything written by L.Ron, because of a certain group of people who like to harass pedestrians in Grand Central Terminal and Times Square, offering free "stress tests" in return for cult membership... Obviously I won't mention them by name, because I don't want to get sued :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)Hare Krishnas? :)
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
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Dan Neely wrote:
Worst Picture of the Decade: Battlefield Earth
The book was pretty bad too. Though for some reason, I really enjoyed it as a teenager. Now, I can't imagine why. Marc
This is because the BFE series are targeting the yang readers and from that point of view they are more than perfect - especially the first three of them. The movie from other hand is brown water from the arse/thank you for this expression DD/. :-D
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Kudos to Sandra Bullock to have won 2 prizes in 2 days!! and being good sport in both events!
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It would have been awesome if she had mentioned her Razzie during her Oscar speech :thumbsup:
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You actually read it? I can't bring myself to touch anything written by L.Ron, because of a certain group of people who like to harass pedestrians in Grand Central Terminal and Times Square, offering free "stress tests" in return for cult membership... Obviously I won't mention them by name, because I don't want to get sued :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)I read it ( Battlefield Earth and Mission Earth ) before knowing about Hubbard and Scientology. BF:E is a nice sci-fi book, good premise, simplistic story telling, but good subway material. Mission Earth is a bit longish, space-opera with some good ideas and funny plot, but a bit "too much".
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