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  • G Gregory Gadow

    And cannot decide what to name it. Their father, overhearing the heated discussion, suggests Focus. "Why Focus?" they ask. "Because it's where the sons raise meat."

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    That's so bad it took me ages to get it!

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      That's so bad it took me ages to get it!

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      I still don't get it! Then again, it's Friday. I'm supposed to be slow. :-D

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        I still don't get it! Then again, it's Friday. I'm supposed to be slow. :-D

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        I don't get it, either, but it's friday, and I'm a forinir.

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          I don't get it, either, but it's friday, and I'm a forinir.

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          Gregory Gadow
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          Focus: where the sun's rays meet. Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

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            Focus: where the sun's rays meet. Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

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            Ian Shlasko
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            Wow... My mind was on a COMPLETELY different track...

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            • G Gregory Gadow

              Focus: where the sun's rays meet. Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Trust me, it wasn't fun before it was explained! :laugh:

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              • I Ian Shlasko

                Wow... My mind was on a COMPLETELY different track...

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                Dan_Martin
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                Mine too. I was expecting it to dirty for one thing. Whether that says more about me or the general standard of jokes around here I don't know!

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                  Wow... My mind was on a COMPLETELY different track...

                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                  Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                  Chris Maunder
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                  ...thinking... ...thinking... OK, now I'm curious.

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                    Focus: where the sun's rays meet. Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

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                    Phil Boyd
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                    That's the POINT

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                      ...thinking... ...thinking... OK, now I'm curious.

                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Well, let's just say I thought it was a weak pun, because "focus" doesn't sound very much like... How can I explain this without crossing the KSS boundary... "sons raising meat"... Put your mind in the gutter and think about it...

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                      • G Gregory Gadow

                        Focus: where the sun's rays meet. Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

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                        TechBearSeattle wrote:

                        Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

                        Yeah, too bad you had to magnify the clues. ;P

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                          Well, let's just say I thought it was a weak pun, because "focus" doesn't sound very much like... How can I explain this without crossing the KSS boundary... "sons raising meat"... Put your mind in the gutter and think about it...

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                          Gregory Gadow
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                          I would have thought "cattle ranch" to be a give-away, but that might have been too regional for an international board.

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                            And cannot decide what to name it. Their father, overhearing the heated discussion, suggests Focus. "Why Focus?" they ask. "Because it's where the sons raise meat."

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                            We're going to have to hurt you now. Hold still...

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                              TechBearSeattle wrote:

                              Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

                              Yeah, too bad you had to magnify the clues. ;P

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                              At least he was able to shed some light on it for us.

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                                Focus: where the sun's rays meet. Crimeny, it's no fun when it has to be explained.

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                                i was thinking that "Focus" was the regional supermarket, where the 3 sons would "buy" their meat from because the farm would not have worked anyway since they could not even agree on naming it...

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                                  And cannot decide what to name it. Their father, overhearing the heated discussion, suggests Focus. "Why Focus?" they ask. "Because it's where the sons raise meat."

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                                  Brilliant. /ravi

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                                    Well, let's just say I thought it was a weak pun, because "focus" doesn't sound very much like... How can I explain this without crossing the KSS boundary... "sons raising meat"... Put your mind in the gutter and think about it...

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)

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                                    Jorgen Andersson
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                                    Good to know I wasn't the only one...

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