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Who knew we all had such a deadly weapon

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  • M martin_hughes

    Was she a pygmy police officer?

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    Hans Dietrich
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    Or did he have a very large weapon?

    Best wishes, Hans


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    • C Christian Graus

      "Who knew we all had such a deadly weapon" Oh, my wife knows....

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Tom Delany
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      :laugh:

      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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      • H Hans Dietrich

        Or did he have a very large weapon?

        Best wishes, Hans


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        jeron1
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        Hans Dietrich wrote:

        Or did he have a very large weapon?

        Unless 'Marium Varinauskas' is just an alias for Mr.Ed[^], I'm voting for the pygmy officer. :)

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        • J Jim Crafton

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm[^] Those crazy Scots! This has to be fake. And if it's not, well, it sure as hell is funny.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Christian Graus
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          To add, I am surprised none of the female CPians have called you on the 'we all' part.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          • J Jim Crafton

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm[^] Those crazy Scots! This has to be fake. And if it's not, well, it sure as hell is funny.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Lost User
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            After all, the (pen is) mightier than the sword....

            Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns Help humanity, join the CodeProject grid computing team here

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              http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm[^] Those crazy Scots! This has to be fake. And if it's not, well, it sure as hell is funny.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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              Did he get fined for having a concealed weapon?

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                After all, the (pen is) mightier than the sword....

                Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns Help humanity, join the CodeProject grid computing team here

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                merridus
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                :laugh: Now I understand the true meaning of that quote, thanks :D

                - Rob

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                • M merridus

                  :laugh: Now I understand the true meaning of that quote, thanks :D

                  - Rob

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                  Lost User
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                  You are welcome. Not real often you get to use that one. :laugh:

                  Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns Help humanity, join the CodeProject grid computing team here

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                  • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                    Did he get fined for having a concealed weapon?

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                    Lost User
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                    It wasn't concealed, and apparently Scotland doesn't have an 'open carry' law. :-D

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                    • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                      Did he get fined for having a concealed weapon?

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      Depends on the definition of concealed... if he was dressed in drag, then that'd be about the only way to conceal the fact that he was carrying.

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                      • J Jim Crafton

                        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm[^] Those crazy Scots! This has to be fake. And if it's not, well, it sure as hell is funny.

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "...forcing her to take evasive action." Sulu, execute evasive action Lynch, on my mark...3...2...1...MARK! Marc

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                          Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "...forcing her to take evasive action." Sulu, execute evasive action Lynch, on my mark...3...2...1...MARK! Marc

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          I'll bet she wishes *she* had a photon torpedo!

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                            I'll bet she wishes *she* had a photon torpedo!

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            martin_hughes
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                            Do you remember when Data was kissed "in the torpedo bay"? Classic episode that, kept me amused for years.

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                              He tried to stay one step ahead of the law, but failed.

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                              Gary R Wheeler
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                              Sounds like he went off half-cocked.

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                                Did he get fined for having a concealed weapon?

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                Sounds like that was the problem; he failed to conceal it.

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                                • J Jim Crafton

                                  I'll bet she wishes *she* had a photon torpedo!

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                                  wishes *she* had a photon torpedo

                                  but he sure did/does

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                                    Sounds like he went off half-cocked.

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                                    Steve Wellens
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                                    The whole story is redickulous.

                                    Steve Wellens

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                                      After all, the (pen is) mightier than the sword....

                                      Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns Help humanity, join the CodeProject grid computing team here

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                                      Blumen
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                                      :laugh:

                                      “Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.”

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