RJOTD
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(Rabbit joke of the day) A rabbit hops into the butchers, and asks "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies, "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day the bunny hops into to the bucthers shop "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny again "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher is annoyed by this point "Look, I have told you before, I do not sell lettuce, the next time you come in here asking for lettuce I'm going to nail you to the floor!" Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny "Got any nails mate?" The butcher looks puzzled. "No" Bunny "Then give me a f'king lettuce!"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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(Rabbit joke of the day) A rabbit hops into the butchers, and asks "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies, "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day the bunny hops into to the bucthers shop "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny again "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher is annoyed by this point "Look, I have told you before, I do not sell lettuce, the next time you come in here asking for lettuce I'm going to nail you to the floor!" Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny "Got any nails mate?" The butcher looks puzzled. "No" Bunny "Then give me a f'king lettuce!"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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(Rabbit joke of the day) A rabbit hops into the butchers, and asks "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies, "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day the bunny hops into to the bucthers shop "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny again "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher is annoyed by this point "Look, I have told you before, I do not sell lettuce, the next time you come in here asking for lettuce I'm going to nail you to the floor!" Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny "Got any nails mate?" The butcher looks puzzled. "No" Bunny "Then give me a f'king lettuce!"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
The Blonde Joke yesterday was much better. Maybe a return to the BJOTD would be a good idea. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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(Rabbit joke of the day) A rabbit hops into the butchers, and asks "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies, "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day the bunny hops into to the bucthers shop "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher replies "No. I'm a butcher - I don't do vegtables. Try the fruit an veg shop." Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny again "Got a lettuce mate?" The butcher is annoyed by this point "Look, I have told you before, I do not sell lettuce, the next time you come in here asking for lettuce I'm going to nail you to the floor!" Off hops the bunny. Next day in hops the bunny "Got any nails mate?" The butcher looks puzzled. "No" Bunny "Then give me a f'king lettuce!"
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
:) :rolleyes:
