How to kill your high-load website...
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
And smell the burned hamster
Hell, that's good eatin' down here!
Jeremy Falcon
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
debug="true" And smell the burned hamster
Debugged hamsters, yammy. :)
My .NET Business Application Framework My Younger Son & His "PET"
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Chris Maunder wrote:
And smell the burned hamster
Hell, that's good eatin' down here!
Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Hell, that's good eatin' down here!
Zzzttt - that was your cpu going on strike to show solidarity with the CP hamsters!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Perhaps that's what the Iron Maiden ticketing site did this morning, then....
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
You'd better be careful, they might call in the warhamster[^].
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
smell the burned hamster
Reminds me of a spoof of "Muskrat Love".
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You'd better be careful, they might call in the warhamster[^].
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
:omg: Oh, no! Not the _Verminator!
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Been there, done that. Gotta love the current "web.config" -- about a bazillion things that don't need to be there (or perhaps not).
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Well, if there were no bugs, that flag would have nothing to do and the hamsters could look forward to a night of binge drinking with you. You've obviously left a bunch of bugs in the site code for the hamsters to deal with, and we all know that the only language they know is VBScript. I sense a deep stirring in the Force, and the Dark side looming over the hamster pens...:suss:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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...deploy with
debug="true"
And smell the burned hamster. :(
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Dude! That is a repost! In fact it is a repost of your own posting! :)
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