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Jesus appears to the cream of the banking world in a frying pan [modified]

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  • K Keith Barrow

    Here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html[^] "Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking p*ssed. " FTFH!

    Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

    modified on Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:02 AM

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    And we entrust our hard-earned cash to this nutjob. :doh:

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      And we entrust our hard-earned cash to this nutjob. :doh:

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      viaducting wrote:

      And we entrust our hard-earned cash to this nutjob.

      It's all relative. To a non-Christian, the difference between a person believing in JC and another person believing that JC's watching over him through his frying fan is purely technical. It's similar to how when every two months a self styled Indian swami (god-man is the media word for it) gets caught for some illegal activity, a lot of people exclaim that it's shocking that people could believe in a human god, as if that's in any way more dis-believable than a non human god. It's all perspective really!

      Regards, Nish


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        viaducting wrote:

        And we entrust our hard-earned cash to this nutjob.

        It's all relative. To a non-Christian, the difference between a person believing in JC and another person believing that JC's watching over him through his frying fan is purely technical. It's similar to how when every two months a self styled Indian swami (god-man is the media word for it) gets caught for some illegal activity, a lot of people exclaim that it's shocking that people could believe in a human god, as if that's in any way more dis-believable than a non human god. It's all perspective really!

        Regards, Nish


        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
        My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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        Why an omnipotent being would show themselves to their believers through the medium of burnt bacon fat rather than descending in a blaze of light and healing all the world's ills, is beyond me.

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          Why an omnipotent being would show themselves to their believers through the medium of burnt bacon fat rather than descending in a blaze of light and healing all the world's ills, is beyond me.

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          viaducting wrote:

          Why an omnipotent being would show themselves to their believers through the medium of burnt bacon fat rather than descending in a blaze of light and healing all the world's ills, is beyond me.

          If you took the time to learn the language used in crop circles, you'd understand.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • K Keith Barrow

            Here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html[^] "Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking p*ssed. " FTFH!

            Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

            modified on Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:02 AM

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            So... Jesus can be found in burned bacon? What will religion think of next!

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            • K Keith Barrow

              Here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html[^] "Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking p*ssed. " FTFH!

              Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

              modified on Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:02 AM

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              What are you guys talking about? It's the face of Jesus in a frying pan!! I was a non-believer, but what more evidence for the existence of God do you need? From now on I am definitely going to spend my Sunday mornings burning bacon in a pan and looking for more signs from God. Its obviously His chosen method of communicating with us. Burning bushes are so Old Testament.

              Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                viaducting wrote:

                Why an omnipotent being would show themselves to their believers through the medium of burnt bacon fat rather than descending in a blaze of light and healing all the world's ills, is beyond me.

                If you took the time to learn the language used in crop circles, you'd understand.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Strange how when that bloke died the number of crop circles fell by 90%.

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  Here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html[^] "Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking p*ssed. " FTFH!

                  Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

                  modified on Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:02 AM

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                  Due to a translation error way back when, sacramental wine should have been sacramental swine. Hmm, toast and bacon on Sunday's, now that might make me want to go to church!

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                    So... Jesus can be found in burned bacon? What will religion think of next!

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                    Russell Jones
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                    I can think of other religious characters less likely to appear in a Bacon pan!

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                    • B Boro_Bob

                      What are you guys talking about? It's the face of Jesus in a frying pan!! I was a non-believer, but what more evidence for the existence of God do you need? From now on I am definitely going to spend my Sunday mornings burning bacon in a pan and looking for more signs from God. Its obviously His chosen method of communicating with us. Burning bushes are so Old Testament.

                      Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                      Distind
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                      Eat nothing but bacon and grilled cheese and I'm sure you'll have a religious experience fairly quickly. Seems to show up on the both quite often.

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                        Due to a translation error way back when, sacramental wine should have been sacramental swine. Hmm, toast and bacon on Sunday's, now that might make me want to go to church!

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                        :laugh:

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          Why an omnipotent being would show themselves to their believers through the medium of burnt bacon fat rather than descending in a blaze of light and healing all the world's ills, is beyond me.

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                          Joe Simes
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                          Mmmmm bacon! :rolleyes:

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                            Eat nothing but bacon and grilled cheese and I'm sure you'll have a religious experience fairly quickly. Seems to show up on the both quite often.

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                            Gregory Gadow
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                            If you eat nothing bug bacon and grilled cheese, your religious experience will likely be a near-death experience. X|

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                              If you eat nothing bug bacon and grilled cheese, your religious experience will likely be a near-death experience. X|

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                              jeron1
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                              TechBearSeattle wrote:

                              bug bacon and grilled cheese

                              Now that would have to be a mighty big bug! :) [edit] ironically, a typo :-O [/edit]

                              modified on Thursday, March 18, 2010 12:48 PM

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