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(Gramatically incorrect joke of the day) Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me" It works in Spanish, I tought I could give it a try X|
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(Gramatically incorrect joke of the day) Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me" It works in Spanish, I tought I could give it a try X|
NandoMan wrote:
Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to for Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to for Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me"
Works slightly better - but not enough to get a laugh. Or even a smirk, come to that. Is it really funny in spanish?
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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(Gramatically incorrect joke of the day) Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me" It works in Spanish, I tought I could give it a try X|
Doesn't translate well :zzz:
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Doesn't translate well :zzz:
Try this one... I'd like a return ticket please. Where to sir? Back here of course!
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NandoMan wrote:
Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to for Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to for Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me"
Works slightly better - but not enough to get a laugh. Or even a smirk, come to that. Is it really funny in spanish?
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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Try this one... I'd like a return ticket please. Where to sir? Back here of course!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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I'm pretty certain that sounds better in Spanish. :)
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...That comment earned you 5 points!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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(Gramatically incorrect joke of the day) Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me" It works in Spanish, I tought I could give it a try X|
There's a Washington in Spain (where you speak Spanish) ? :omg:
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(Gramatically incorrect joke of the day) Two men walk into a train station's ticket counter One of the men says "Do you have tickets to Washington?" The teller responds "I'm sorry, but we do not have tickets to Washington" The man turns to his friend "I'm sorry Washington, I can't take you with me" It works in Spanish, I tought I could give it a try X|
