Sorry about this...
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I think you've been trumped in the pun stakes!!
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but dave's a diamond geezer! (well except when he's * as a newt, anyway) (Oh, and when he's denying the moon landings, setting the CCC and... OK - he's not a diamond geezer - maybe more of a deuced cad and a bounder - at least not an old maid anyway! Uno it's true! Now build a pontoon and get over it. Hope all these puns don't make you snap. "make it so" as Captain Piccard would say
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but dave's a diamond geezer! (well except when he's * as a newt, anyway) (Oh, and when he's denying the moon landings, setting the CCC and... OK - he's not a diamond geezer - maybe more of a deuced cad and a bounder - at least not an old maid anyway! Uno it's true! Now build a pontoon and get over it. Hope all these puns don't make you snap. "make it so" as Captain Piccard would say
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I will be going to bed now, my wife is there, I may want to poker. Asuming she is up for it, I canasta, and if she says no I can cross that bridge when I come to it. After all I am a bit of a stud, and at the very worst I can hold'em, for I have a good hand. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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I will be going to bed now, my wife is there, I may want to poker. Asuming she is up for it, I canasta, and if she says no I can cross that bridge when I come to it. After all I am a bit of a stud, and at the very worst I can hold'em, for I have a good hand. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Play your cards right and you could play slam no-trumps... hopefully it doesn't end in misere!
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Play your cards right and you could play slam no-trumps... hopefully it doesn't end in misere!
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Your such a Joker, you seem flush with success of the pun thread. Luckily there is a full house here tonight, that should set you straight. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Your such a Joker, you seem flush with success of the pun thread. Luckily there is a full house here tonight, that should set you straight. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Rummy. He is having a good day and something from his whist list might come true. Maybe should go down to the casino and gamble tonight.
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...modified on Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:33 AM
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I will be going to bed now, my wife is there, I may want to poker. Asuming she is up for it, I canasta, and if she says no I can cross that bridge when I come to it. After all I am a bit of a stud, and at the very worst I can hold'em, for I have a good hand. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Hopefully you're just bragging about the stud. And remember to keep it clean as everyone here is not over 21 At the worst you could baccarat gainst the wall and stick it up her president[^] Still - with a good hand you can go solitaire - or invite a friend and go two-up (or is that whistfull thinking (or invite snow white and try seven-up - or get John over and strip jack naked hopefully you won't get the flop Just remember to take care on the bathroom break so you don't get pinochle And don't forget to close the blinds it's getting to the point where I am trying to simply embolden random words in case there's a pun in there I haven't spotted
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My friend gave me an unusual deck of cards yesterday - some were oblong shaped, others were round. I didn't know how to deal with it
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dave, please go back to drinking in the evening... Your worst nights of drinking usually produced better posts than this one. ;) [groan] So, one night Helen Keller walks into a bar... Thud. ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Dave, please go back to drinking in the evening... Your worst nights of drinking usually produced better posts than this one. ;) [groan] So, one night Helen Keller walks into a bar... Thud. ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
When Helen Keller was a child she swore at her mum, and her mum made her wash her hands.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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My friend gave me an unusual deck of cards yesterday - some were oblong shaped, others were round. I didn't know how to deal with it
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Rummy. He is having a good day and something from his whist list might come true. Maybe should go down to the casino and gamble tonight.
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...modified on Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:33 AM
Just look at the mess euchre-eated.
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