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My weekend: F. 1700: Leave work. Buy new shoes. Find pub close to shoe shop. F. 1930: Repeat every second order, due to slightly slurred speach. F. 2100: Leave pub. Navigate on instinct alone to nearest culinary dubious establishment. Relish. F. 2109: Locate pub. Not same as earlier, as odds are I'm not welcome back for a forthnight. F. 2300: Start thinking of what nightclub to pay a visit. Repeat every order, at least twice. Compliment every woman within earshot. S. 0100: Discover that you have reached a consensus re: nightclub. Find taxi to take you there after buying drinks for all women within a five meter radius. Invite them to join you at nightclub. Gracefully accept their rejection. S. ~0400: Taxi home. Alone. No need to depress, this will not be remembered when waking up face down, partially on floor, partially on sofa. S. 1100: Realize you left shoes at nightclub. Repeat. ...I _do_ hope you guys lead more interesting lives than I do. :P //L
Beer minus 42 mins. 17.00 Leave with a whooshing sound. 17.08 get home. 17.10 in shower. 17.15 exit shower and shave. 17.20 dress casually. 17.25 phone taxi. 17.26 brush hair and make sure I have appropriate accoutrements (Wallet, Keys, Phone, Cigarette, Lighter). (Yes, I have that awful habit!) 17.30 get in taxi. 17.40 enter pub. 17.41 Buy Beer 17.44 Buy Beer 17.48 Buy Beer 17.52 Hic, piss, Buy Beer. 18.00 Up to drinking speed, Talk Bollox. 19.30 Get card table set up for poker game. 20.00 Play Poker 21.00 Collect Winnings 21.04 Buy Beer. Repeat as necessary 02.00 Think about food. 02.01 ring kebab shop and order dog in a bap, get them to deliver. 03.00 crawl home and post on CP. 12.30 climb from bed lay on sofa watch footy, nurse head and swear never to drink again.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Beer minus 42 mins. 17.00 Leave with a whooshing sound. 17.08 get home. 17.10 in shower. 17.15 exit shower and shave. 17.20 dress casually. 17.25 phone taxi. 17.26 brush hair and make sure I have appropriate accoutrements (Wallet, Keys, Phone, Cigarette, Lighter). (Yes, I have that awful habit!) 17.30 get in taxi. 17.40 enter pub. 17.41 Buy Beer 17.44 Buy Beer 17.48 Buy Beer 17.52 Hic, piss, Buy Beer. 18.00 Up to drinking speed, Talk Bollox. 19.30 Get card table set up for poker game. 20.00 Play Poker 21.00 Collect Winnings 21.04 Buy Beer. Repeat as necessary 02.00 Think about food. 02.01 ring kebab shop and order dog in a bap, get them to deliver. 03.00 crawl home and post on CP. 12.30 climb from bed lay on sofa watch footy, nurse head and swear never to drink again.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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My weekend: F. 1700: Leave work. Buy new shoes. Find pub close to shoe shop. F. 1930: Repeat every second order, due to slightly slurred speach. F. 2100: Leave pub. Navigate on instinct alone to nearest culinary dubious establishment. Relish. F. 2109: Locate pub. Not same as earlier, as odds are I'm not welcome back for a forthnight. F. 2300: Start thinking of what nightclub to pay a visit. Repeat every order, at least twice. Compliment every woman within earshot. S. 0100: Discover that you have reached a consensus re: nightclub. Find taxi to take you there after buying drinks for all women within a five meter radius. Invite them to join you at nightclub. Gracefully accept their rejection. S. ~0400: Taxi home. Alone. No need to depress, this will not be remembered when waking up face down, partially on floor, partially on sofa. S. 1100: Realize you left shoes at nightclub. Repeat. ...I _do_ hope you guys lead more interesting lives than I do. :P //L
At first I thought you were a space alien with a really long life span and a really slow pace. :^) Then I saw "S. 0100" and I realized you just use a funky clock! :) Me: F. 15:45 leave work F. 16:00 arrive at pub for many beers and a nice session F. 21:00 leave pub and nice session F. 21:45 arrive home F. 22:00 :zzz: on couch (sitting up most likely) S. 02:00 wake up with a crick in my neck S. 02:05 tinkle :suss: S. 02:10 bed :zzz:
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Beer minus 42 mins. 17.00 Leave with a whooshing sound. 17.08 get home. 17.10 in shower. 17.15 exit shower and shave. 17.20 dress casually. 17.25 phone taxi. 17.26 brush hair and make sure I have appropriate accoutrements (Wallet, Keys, Phone, Cigarette, Lighter). (Yes, I have that awful habit!) 17.30 get in taxi. 17.40 enter pub. 17.41 Buy Beer 17.44 Buy Beer 17.48 Buy Beer 17.52 Hic, piss, Buy Beer. 18.00 Up to drinking speed, Talk Bollox. 19.30 Get card table set up for poker game. 20.00 Play Poker 21.00 Collect Winnings 21.04 Buy Beer. Repeat as necessary 02.00 Think about food. 02.01 ring kebab shop and order dog in a bap, get them to deliver. 03.00 crawl home and post on CP. 12.30 climb from bed lay on sofa watch footy, nurse head and swear never to drink again.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Ah, if only any of the bars I frequent offered the possibility of a game of poker... As a matter of fact the beer garden of my regular bar faces the entrance of the Sporting Emporium, but alas one cannot drink at the tables there. Another point of fact: I never leave the house without a deck of Copag's on my person. I am more likely to forget my keys or my phone than my Copag's. //L
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At first I thought you were a space alien with a really long life span and a really slow pace. :^) Then I saw "S. 0100" and I realized you just use a funky clock! :) Me: F. 15:45 leave work F. 16:00 arrive at pub for many beers and a nice session F. 21:00 leave pub and nice session F. 21:45 arrive home F. 22:00 :zzz: on couch (sitting up most likely) S. 02:00 wake up with a crick in my neck S. 02:05 tinkle :suss: S. 02:10 bed :zzz:
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Man... I need a life... F. 1730: Leave work. Buy new shoes (Yes, really. Interesting coincidence. Was supposed to do it yesterday, but was too lazy. Might be lazy again today.) F. 1800: Get home, check E-mail and various websites, maybe do some writing F. 2000: Put on a Netflix DVD F. 2200: Get bored and play some Torchlight S. 0100: Get bored and fall asleep One of these days, I should start drinking...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Is the missus out or is the Netflix DVD to be watched with her? I know I would be hearing about it if I rolled into bed S. 0100 having played games for 4 hours. Or perhaps you're just KSS editing your schedule... :-\
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Man... I need a life... F. 1730: Leave work. Buy new shoes (Yes, really. Interesting coincidence. Was supposed to do it yesterday, but was too lazy. Might be lazy again today.) F. 1800: Get home, check E-mail and various websites, maybe do some writing F. 2000: Put on a Netflix DVD F. 2200: Get bored and play some Torchlight S. 0100: Get bored and fall asleep One of these days, I should start drinking...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)You need some powerful substances.
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Is the missus out or is the Netflix DVD to be watched with her? I know I would be hearing about it if I rolled into bed S. 0100 having played games for 4 hours. Or perhaps you're just KSS editing your schedule... :-\
------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
Doctor Nick wrote:
Is the missus out or is the Netflix DVD to be watched with her?
Nah, I'm single, man...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Doctor Nick wrote:
Is the missus out or is the Netflix DVD to be watched with her?
Nah, I'm single, man...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Really? I could have sworn I was wedding photos a little while back. Must not have read the post right. :doh:
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Really? I could have sworn I was wedding photos a little while back. Must not have read the post right. :doh:
------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
Umm, nope, must have been someone else
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)