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  • P puromtec1

    ...if they can detect who is typing with one hand... :laugh: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7521357/Typing-technique-could-trap-paedophiles.html[^]

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    Dalek Dave
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    the n trhyey eoulod have a fiedl day eitrh every one on here

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      the n trhyey eoulod have a fiedl day eitrh every one on here

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      RichardM1
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      I guess it is Friday night in the UK :rolleyes:

      Opacity, the new Transparency.

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        I guess it is Friday night in the UK :rolleyes:

        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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        Christopher Duncan
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        You gotta admit, you could see that one coming a mile off...

        Christopher Duncan
        www.PracticalUSA.com
        Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
        Copywriting Services

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          the n trhyey eoulod have a fiedl day eitrh every one on here

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          puromtec1
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          lol...and it took about a minute to realize what you typed!

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            You gotta admit, you could see that one coming a mile off...

            Christopher Duncan
            www.PracticalUSA.com
            Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes
            Copywriting Services

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            RichardM1
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            He had me going, at first. I figured it had something to do with one handed typing. ;P

            Opacity, the new Transparency.

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            • P puromtec1

              ...if they can detect who is typing with one hand... :laugh: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7521357/Typing-technique-could-trap-paedophiles.html[^]

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Yet another idiot ripping off my COBOL '99 joke! "Researchers believe technology could be used to determine a computer typist's age, sex and culture within 10 keystrokes by monitoring their speed and rhythm." Sure -- in the land of clouds and cuckoos! What's missed off the report is "We need UKP30,000,000 over the next two years to research it, before we ultimately conclude that more research (money) is needed."

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Yet another idiot ripping off my COBOL '99 joke! "Researchers believe technology could be used to determine a computer typist's age, sex and culture within 10 keystrokes by monitoring their speed and rhythm." Sure -- in the land of clouds and cuckoos! What's missed off the report is "We need UKP30,000,000 over the next two years to research it, before we ultimately conclude that more research (money) is needed."

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                puromtec1
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                Haha...i forgot that UK doesn't have a measure in place like we have in the US. I cannot recall it, but it helps to prevent IT contractors from gaming the system to feed at the public trough.

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                • P puromtec1

                  Haha...i forgot that UK doesn't have a measure in place like we have in the US. I cannot recall it, but it helps to prevent IT contractors from gaming the system to feed at the public trough.

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                  RichardM1
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                  What is it? IT Care Reform?

                  Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                    What is it? IT Care Reform?

                    Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                    puromtec1
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                    I tried googling it for a minute before posting but that did not help...but when it comes to me...i'll post it or I could ask someone at work.

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                    • P puromtec1

                      I tried googling it for a minute before posting but that did not help...but when it comes to me...i'll post it or I could ask someone at work.

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      While you're at it, if you can find some way of stopping idiots like this ripping off my jokes to create research projects, I'd be grateful.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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