Since the lounge is busy with old jokes, some ruder old jokes!
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How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains Why do men have a hole in the end of their dick? To get air to their brains How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it! What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains Why do men have a hole in the end of their dick? To get air to their brains How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it! What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
A woman that wanted breast implants went to her husband, insisting he'd pay for them as he would enjoy them more than her. He thought about it for a second, and told her to grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it between her breasts. She asks, "Do you think that will make them bigger?", to which he responds "It sure worked wonders on your ass...". //L
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A woman that wanted breast implants went to her husband, insisting he'd pay for them as he would enjoy them more than her. He thought about it for a second, and told her to grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it between her breasts. She asks, "Do you think that will make them bigger?", to which he responds "It sure worked wonders on your ass...". //L
The old ones are the best!
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains Why do men have a hole in the end of their dick? To get air to their brains How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it! What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
