April Soup Day

[martin_hughes]

A tasty and nutritious soup recipe, sure to delight: Add 1/2 pint of tap water to a kettle. Boil. Serve in a bowl. Add salt to taste. Run.

Books written by CP members

[Keith Barrow]

You forgot the stone.

Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

[Dan_Martin]

You'll want to put a stone in that too.

[Keith Barrow]

Well, fools seldom differ. :-)

Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

[Abhinav S]

I tired of soups. Time for :beer:.

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...