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  • H hammerstein05

    I think that confession is enough, your Man license is most certainly suspended. I must say, although I've never bought such a fancy drink at Starbucks, the other week I wanted coffee, so ordered one of their latte's. When I felt how light the cup was, I was tempted to ask, "Is there a milk shortage, you seem to have given me half a cup". When I got asked for the $4+ for the privilege of drinking half a cup of milk flavored like coffee, I was most definitely NOT amused.

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    Media2r
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    Also, have you noticed that if you're in a bar that's shameless enough to sport one of those devilish "coffee" makers, EVERYONE ahead of you in the queue wants some form of latte or other. Drives me bonkers. //L

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      Prepare to spend a lot of time at home

      Crying.


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      Jim Crafton
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      Screw that, I live with three Polish women as it is, there's enough crying!!!

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      • J Jim Crafton

        Screw that, I live with three Polish women as it is, there's enough crying!!!

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        Media2r
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        ...which again proves the postulate, "No woman, no cry". //L

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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          Douglas Troy
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          Jim, Starbucks allows people to carry in their guns, so you might have done better had you said, you ordered a coffee from Starbucks at gun point. Take some tips from Jimmy: [warning: it's a video, but it's the only way to show how to properly order a coffee] Jimmy's Starbucks Standoff[^]


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          • T ToddHileHoffer

            A Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream? I would have been too embarrassed to order something with a name like that. I have been dragged into starbucks a few times and I always order a regular coffee. Starbucks is so strong it gives me jitters, and I drink coffee every morning.

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            Jim Crafton
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            ToddHileHoffer wrote:

            Starbucks is so strong it gives me jitters

            Yeah I don't drink coffee too often either, and now I'm WAYYY wide awake, and noticing that it feels a little warm in the office. I've also suddenly noticed how incredibly attractive all the women on the floor have become. Crap, I think I need to take a cold shower!!! :cool:

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            • D Douglas Troy

              Jim, Starbucks allows people to carry in their guns, so you might have done better had you said, you ordered a coffee from Starbucks at gun point. Take some tips from Jimmy: [warning: it's a video, but it's the only way to show how to properly order a coffee] Jimmy's Starbucks Standoff[^]


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              Jim Crafton
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              The ending is AWESOME!

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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                Russell Jones
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                I'm not sure I'd ever describe the palid flavourless fluid pedalled by Star*ucks as coffee

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  Yep, it's sad. What's worse is I'm even enjoying it. What's happening to me!!!????

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  What's happening to me!!!????

                  Well, you know what they say; once you start modeling you never go back.

                  Jeremy Falcon

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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                    leckey 0
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                    I'm a girl, so I can't say about the man points. Doesn't hurt you in my opinion. However, I'm allergic to cinnamon so just the thought of that latte makes me shutter. I like their frappuccinos though. I often get one at the convience store on my way to work. I found that non-Starbucks coffee houses hate it though when I ask for "your version of a frappuccino."

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                      To quote you in at an earlier life, "does it make you feel like you want to put on a bra?"

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                      • L leckey 0

                        I'm a girl, so I can't say about the man points. Doesn't hurt you in my opinion. However, I'm allergic to cinnamon so just the thought of that latte makes me shutter. I like their frappuccinos though. I often get one at the convience store on my way to work. I found that non-Starbucks coffee houses hate it though when I ask for "your version of a frappuccino."

                        Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                        daniilzol
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                        leckey wrote:

                        I like their frappuccinos though.

                        I read that without 'r'. What's even more amusing is that I've done it twice... :laugh:

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                        • M Media2r

                          Cinnamon, even? Your Man License has been revoked pending further investigation. //L

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                          Jim SS
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                          Wait. Cinammon rolls are my favorite breakfast. Lots of sugar = staying awake for another 10 minutes.

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                            To quote you in at an earlier life, "does it make you feel like you want to put on a bra?"

                            If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            No, thankfully that seems to have passed me by :)

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                            • J Jim Crafton

                              Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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                              Maximilien
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                              planning to attend the naked boobs manifestation in your area ?

                              Watched code never compiles.

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                              • I Ian Shlasko

                                Danny: Can I get a large black coffee? Barista: A what? Danny: Large black coffee. Barista: Do you mean a venti? Danny: No, I mean a large. Barista: Venti is large. Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. Barista: A venti is a large coffee. Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now? -- "Role Models" Love that quote... Anyway though... Even if I was a coffee drinker, I wouldn't set foot in a Starbucks... They have their own "culture" in there, and I refuse to be associated with it. Admittedly, I did go into a Starbucks ONCE during college, because a bunch of my friends were in there... Didn't spend a dime there, and kept trying to convince them to go elsewhere.

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                                ragnaroknrol
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                                My wife likes their Chai. I don't drink coffee. Considering we didn't have a Starbucks until a few years ago, it's not like this place has a "culture" in Iowa. The local coffee houses have those folks.

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                                • R ragnaroknrol

                                  My wife likes their Chai. I don't drink coffee. Considering we didn't have a Starbucks until a few years ago, it's not like this place has a "culture" in Iowa. The local coffee houses have those folks.

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                                  Joe Simes
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                                  i visited Scotland a couple of years ago and while we were out and about in Edinburgh my guests say "Hey lets grab some coffee." and we end up in a Starbucks on Princess Street High Street!! X| 3500 miles for crap Starbucks coffee! Modified to fix the street the Starbucks was on! Still X| though!

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                                  • J Jim Crafton

                                    Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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                                    Alan Beasley
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                                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                                    Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this

                                    Quality - When did you think you were ever a man??? :laugh:

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                                    • J Jim Crafton

                                      Struggling to keep awake, I finally dragged myself out of my chair and walked around the block. On the way back I must shamefully admit to stopping at a Starbucks and purchasing a Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this. $5.5 for a friggin coffee drink. Utterly insane.

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                                      I'm almost certain I'm hemorrhaging man points for this.

                                      Yep (but I'm choosing not to harp on it).

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                                      • M Media2r

                                        Cinnamon, even? Your Man License has been revoked pending further investigation. //L

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                                        Media2r wrote:

                                        Cinnamon, even? Your Man License has been revoked pending further investigation.

                                        Cinnamon[^] may also be an aphrodisiac.[33] A scientific study was conducted that showed cinnamon is better than basil. One teaspoon of Cinnamon contains as many antioxidants as a full cup of pomegranate juice and 1/2 a cup of blueberries.[34]

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                                          Media2r wrote:

                                          Cinnamon, even? Your Man License has been revoked pending further investigation.

                                          Cinnamon[^] may also be an aphrodisiac.[33] A scientific study was conducted that showed cinnamon is better than basil. One teaspoon of Cinnamon contains as many antioxidants as a full cup of pomegranate juice and 1/2 a cup of blueberries.[34]

                                          Todd Smith

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                                          Todd Smith wrote:

                                          Cinnamon[^] may also be an aphrodisiac.[33] A scientific study was conducted that showed cinnamon is better than basil. One teaspoon of Cinnamon contains as many antioxidants as a full cup of pomegranate juice and 1/2 a cup of blueberries.[34]

                                          Lifetime supply of Man Points to the doctor/scientist that finds the same properties in BACON!! :-D

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