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Love means wat????

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  • S Sandesh M Patil

    Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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    Zhat
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    She loves you so much that she married another a real man so she could save you from all that dirty, nasty, distastefull sex, sharing each others daily life experiences and just having fun together. You should be sending her gifts and showing her how much you respect her for keeping you pure.

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    • S Sandesh M Patil

      wat is the URL

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      Lost User
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      I'm quite sure I'm not allowed to post it here, it's NSFW and not KSS. But if you google /b/ you instantly find it as the top link. Good luck

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      • L Lost User

        sandympatil wrote:

        Love means wat????

        Please do not post programming questions in the lounge.

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        Media2r
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        Gotta hand ya a 5 for that one. //L

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        • T thisraja

          Last year I married my girl friend, today I am miserable. Tat was love???:((!

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          Zhat
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          It took your wife a year to realize you married your girlfriend?? :laugh:

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            digital man wrote:

            Do you want me to? I have some of her from...

            Max Miller, wasn't it?

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Mark Wallace wrote:

            Max Miller, wasn't it?

            Way before my time though I heard my grandad mention his name.

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

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              Media2r
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              I second the motion. Motion carries. //L

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              • S Sandesh M Patil

                wat is the URL

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                Lost User
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                Any results yet? I've been checking /b/ but didn't see your thread

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                • S Sandesh M Patil

                  Love means wat????

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  I admit my mind is a little blurry right now... But somehow it made the jump from this post to that Saturday Night Live sketch with Chris Kattan and Will Ferrel... The one they used as the basis for Night at the Roxbury... And now I have the song stuck in my head... What is love? Baby don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more... Anyway though... I forget who said it, but there's a quote that goes, "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." I translate that to "Love is stupidity squared." But maybe I'm just jaded.... UGH, now I have "Jaded" stuck in my head... Aerosmith, right?

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    leppie wrote:

                    To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

                    You mean she escaped in the nick of time. I stand by what I said: he's plainly never been close...

                    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    digital man wrote:

                    he's plainly never been close...

                    He has if bottom of the garden with a pair of binoculars counts?

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                    • S Sandesh M Patil

                      Love means wat????

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                      Khaniya
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                      There is nothing like true love. All are stupied people imagination ;P

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                      • S Sandesh M Patil

                        Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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                        super
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                        sandympatil wrote:

                        dat

                        sandympatil wrote:

                        dat i wana

                        sandympatil wrote:

                        na

                        Really feeling bad for being an Indian. Improve your writing skill *Assuming you are an Indian-based on the name

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                        • N Nish Nishant

                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

                          Yeah, gotta say this is not the best place to ask for love-advice. Nice folks here and all that but a bunch of life-less geeks whose idea of a fun weekend is working on a new WPF or RIA app? Who'd want their counsel? :rolleyes:

                          Regards, Nish


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                          Jim Crafton
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                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                          Yeah, gotta say this is not the best place to ask for love-advice.

                          *NO* internet forum is a good place to get personal advice. That's what flesh and blood friends are for.

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                          • L leppie

                            According to your 'girlfriend', it means polygamy :)

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Well that's not fair, she wasn't married to him! She was just hedging her bets!

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                            • T thisraja

                              Last year I married my girl friend, today I am miserable. Tat was love???:((!

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              Maybe you married the wrong girlfriend? Maybe you should give his a try? There might be an opening in another 6 months...

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              • S Sandesh M Patil

                                Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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                                Dave Kreskowiak
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                                sandympatil wrote:

                                Actually i never say i love her

                                And you wonder why she married someone else?

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                                • S Sandesh M Patil

                                  Love means wat????

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                                  Single Step Debugger
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                                  The love was invented from the communists because they want to have sex without paying for it.

                                  The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  • D Dave Kreskowiak

                                    sandympatil wrote:

                                    Actually i never say i love her

                                    And you wonder why she married someone else?

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I thought this was the reason[^] NSFW!

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                                    • S Single Step Debugger

                                      The love was invented from the communists because they want to have sex without paying for it.

                                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                      Khaniya
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                                      I 100% agreed with you ;)

                                      Life's Like a mirror. Smile at it & it smiles back at you.- P Pilgrim So Smile Please

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                                      • I Ian Shlasko

                                        I admit my mind is a little blurry right now... But somehow it made the jump from this post to that Saturday Night Live sketch with Chris Kattan and Will Ferrel... The one they used as the basis for Night at the Roxbury... And now I have the song stuck in my head... What is love? Baby don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more... Anyway though... I forget who said it, but there's a quote that goes, "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." I translate that to "Love is stupidity squared." But maybe I'm just jaded.... UGH, now I have "Jaded" stuck in my head... Aerosmith, right?

                                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                        Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                        UGH, now I have "Jaded" stuck in my head... Aerosmith, right?

                                        Yup. You just had to pick one of their absolutely worst songs, didn't you?

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                                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                                          Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                          UGH, now I have "Jaded" stuck in my head... Aerosmith, right?

                                          Yup. You just had to pick one of their absolutely worst songs, didn't you?

                                          If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                          Ian Shlasko
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                                          Pretty much... "Crazy" is my favorite, followed by "Don't want to miss a thing" (Has some significance related to this thread)

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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