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  • D Dalek Dave

    The correct response is... "That is a medical matter and I am unqualified to act as a medical practitioner, I suggest you seek immediate medical advice" And that a) stops you having to pick through her dirty nit infested head, and b) stops you from being liable to medical malfeasance lawsuits. :)

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Super Lloyd
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    it's exactly why people hate lawyers!

    A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Collin Jasnoch wrote:

      skiddadle

      I use that when I want me and Michelle (my wife) to leave somewhere, we will often say to one another "Shall we apply The Skedaddle Technique?".

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      leckey 0
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      The Skedaddle Technique

      Ooh, me likes!

      Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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      • M Maximilien

        Eeewwwww!! X| I will never in any circumstances touch the hair ( and accompanying ticks) of my colleagues.

        Watched code never compiles.

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        leckey 0
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        Now, I can understand not touching the feet of co-workers (and T. is wearning the thing I hate most--sandals to work today), but clean hair? Maybe since I'm a girl and hair is slightly important it's not as big of a deal to me.

        Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          Now, I can understand not touching the feet of co-workers (and T. is wearning the thing I hate most--sandals to work today), but clean hair? Maybe since I'm a girl and hair is slightly important it's not as big of a deal to me.

          Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          Dalek Dave
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          leckey wrote:

          the thing I hate most--sandals

          I too hate feet, and instigated a 'No Open Toed Shoes' Policy.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • L leckey 0

            I think the tick was also having a "case of the Mondays" so getting removed from a blood source and being crushed to oblivion may have been a relief.

            Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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            Dan Neely
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            I thought you were supposed to keep them, live in a jar, so that if the person begins feeling ill the tick can be tested for Lyme disease.

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              I thought afterwards I probably should have sent her to a designated 1st responder, but I have basic medical training (including handling bloodborne pathogens) so I really didn't think twice about it--other than, "Wow. What a way to start a Monday."

              Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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              Russell Jones
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              Is Lyme's disease an issue in the States? If so make sure that your patient is aware of its existence. I have a friend who removed a tick while climbing in Scotland - he was really ill a while later but not thinking the tick was related didn't think to tell the doc and so went undiagnosed for some time.

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                I've been at my desk for about a 1/2 hour with my co-worker T. comes in. The first thing she says? "Leckey! I think I have a tick on my head! Can you get it off?" Yep, it was a tick. Good thing T. carries around a pair of tweezers. I broke into the 1st aid kit and people started freaking out that I was wearing blue nitrile gloves--like I'm doing surgery. Maybe they shouldn't keep the first aid kit next to the coffee machine. I have a feeling it's going to be a long week.

                Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                NormDroid
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                leckey wrote:

                I think I have a tick on my head!

                This guy must of a lot time.

                Two heads are better than one.

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                • R Russell Jones

                  Is Lyme's disease an issue in the States? If so make sure that your patient is aware of its existence. I have a friend who removed a tick while climbing in Scotland - he was really ill a while later but not thinking the tick was related didn't think to tell the doc and so went undiagnosed for some time.

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                  leckey 0
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                  Yes, it's a huge issue, but not so much where we live in the Great Plains. I think it's more isolated to the eastern 1/3 of the United States but there have been a few cases where we live. She had the H1N1 flu last October so her immune system is still a bit weak so I think she's going to have tests done shortly to make sure.

                  Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                  • L leckey 0

                    I'm used to the term nit, but not sure if that is common in the US. BTW, I love how you quote yourself if your sig!

                    Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                    RichardM1
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                    leckey wrote:

                    not sure if that is common in the US.

                    nit picking nit wit It came back from Europe after WWI So did the expression 'french kiss'. Any relation? :laugh:

                    Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      leckey wrote:

                      the thing I hate most--sandals

                      I too hate feet, and instigated a 'No Open Toed Shoes' Policy.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      leckey 0
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                      I am so on board with that. It seems that where I live, even in the depths of winter, the standard attire for teenage girls is flip-flops (or called shower-shoes sometimes).

                      Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                      • M Maximilien

                        Eeewwwww!! X| I will never in any circumstances touch the hair ( and accompanying ticks) of my colleagues.

                        Watched code never compiles.

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                        Abhinav S
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                        Maximilien wrote:

                        Eeewwwww!!

                        That's also probably what the Tick said as that pair of tweezers approached it.

                        modified on Monday, April 12, 2010 11:15 AM

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                          I've been at my desk for about a 1/2 hour with my co-worker T. comes in. The first thing she says? "Leckey! I think I have a tick on my head! Can you get it off?" Yep, it was a tick. Good thing T. carries around a pair of tweezers. I broke into the 1st aid kit and people started freaking out that I was wearing blue nitrile gloves--like I'm doing surgery. Maybe they shouldn't keep the first aid kit next to the coffee machine. I have a feeling it's going to be a long week.

                          Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          And that's the difference between men and women. If it would've been two guys, the dude without tick probably would've said "suck it up wuss" and they both go about their merry ways.

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                            I've been at my desk for about a 1/2 hour with my co-worker T. comes in. The first thing she says? "Leckey! I think I have a tick on my head! Can you get it off?" Yep, it was a tick. Good thing T. carries around a pair of tweezers. I broke into the 1st aid kit and people started freaking out that I was wearing blue nitrile gloves--like I'm doing surgery. Maybe they shouldn't keep the first aid kit next to the coffee machine. I have a feeling it's going to be a long week.

                            Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                            Abhinav S
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                            leckey wrote:

                            with my co-worker T. comes in. The first thing she says? "Leckey! I think I have a tick on my head! Can you get it off?"

                            Honestly, that was a tricky start to your week. :)

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                            • J Jeremy Falcon

                              And that's the difference between men and women. If it would've been two guys, the dude without tick probably would've said "suck it up wuss" and they both go about their merry ways.

                              Jeremy Falcon

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                              jeron1
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                              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                              If it would've been two guys, the dude without tick probably would've said "suck it up wuss" and they both go about their merry ways.

                              ..or said, 'I'll just use my cigarette to burn it off!' :rolleyes:

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                                I've been at my desk for about a 1/2 hour with my co-worker T. comes in. The first thing she says? "Leckey! I think I have a tick on my head! Can you get it off?" Yep, it was a tick. Good thing T. carries around a pair of tweezers. I broke into the 1st aid kit and people started freaking out that I was wearing blue nitrile gloves--like I'm doing surgery. Maybe they shouldn't keep the first aid kit next to the coffee machine. I have a feeling it's going to be a long week.

                                Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                at least the tick wasn't somewhere else...

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                                • R Russell Jones

                                  Is Lyme's disease an issue in the States? If so make sure that your patient is aware of its existence. I have a friend who removed a tick while climbing in Scotland - he was really ill a while later but not thinking the tick was related didn't think to tell the doc and so went undiagnosed for some time.

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                                  Dan Neely
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                                  It's named after the town of Lyme Connecticut where it was first isolated. :-\

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                                  • J jeron1

                                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                    If it would've been two guys, the dude without tick probably would've said "suck it up wuss" and they both go about their merry ways.

                                    ..or said, 'I'll just use my cigarette to burn it off!' :rolleyes:

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    jeron1 wrote:

                                    ..or said, 'I'll just use my cigarette to burn it off!'

                                    :-D

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Collin Jasnoch wrote:

                                      skiddadle

                                      I use that when I want me and Michelle (my wife) to leave somewhere, we will often say to one another "Shall we apply The Skedaddle Technique?".

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Joe Simes
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      "Shall we apply The Skedaddle Technique?"

                                      Is that KSS? ;)

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                                      • L leckey 0

                                        I've been at my desk for about a 1/2 hour with my co-worker T. comes in. The first thing she says? "Leckey! I think I have a tick on my head! Can you get it off?" Yep, it was a tick. Good thing T. carries around a pair of tweezers. I broke into the 1st aid kit and people started freaking out that I was wearing blue nitrile gloves--like I'm doing surgery. Maybe they shouldn't keep the first aid kit next to the coffee machine. I have a feeling it's going to be a long week.

                                        Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                        Steve Wellens
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                                        Did you fill out a bug report?

                                        Steve Wellens

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