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    1 21 Gigawatts
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    Surgeon accidentally cuts off man's testicle Linky[^] :eek:

    "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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      Surgeon accidentally cuts off man's testicle Linky[^] :eek:

      "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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      Single Step Debugger
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      How would sounds “I’m sorry” in this case?

      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        How would sounds “I’m sorry” in this case?

        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        "Hey I'm sorry old chap, I know I was supposed to remove that tiny cyst but I got carried away and sliced off the entire testicle and severed your penis. Not to worry though! I gave you a cracking pair of tits to make up for it."

        "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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          Surgeon accidentally cuts off man's testicle Linky[^] :eek:

          "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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          NormDroid
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          I agree, a complete cock up.

          Two heads are better than one.

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            Surgeon accidentally cuts off man's testicle Linky[^] :eek:

            "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Love the headline: "Surgeon was 'surprised' after accidentally cutting off man's testicle" What's the betting he's not the only one.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Love the headline: "Surgeon was 'surprised' after accidentally cutting off man's testicle" What's the betting he's not the only one.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Jim Crafton
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              Hmm, I wonder the operating room conversation was... "Hey that's *not* his appendix!"

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                "Hey I'm sorry old chap, I know I was supposed to remove that tiny cyst but I got carried away and sliced off the entire testicle and severed your penis. Not to worry though! I gave you a cracking pair of tits to make up for it."

                "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                Uros Calakovic
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                1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                Not to worry though!

                "It will just grow back again, will it?"

                The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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                  Surgeon accidentally cuts off man's testicle Linky[^] :eek:

                  "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                  OWW! Well, what do you expect from socialized medicine? It's what we can all look forward to here in the Good Old USA!!

                  Fight Big Government:
                  http://obamacareclassaction.com/
                  http://obamacaretruth.org/

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                    OWW! Well, what do you expect from socialized medicine? It's what we can all look forward to here in the Good Old USA!!

                    Fight Big Government:
                    http://obamacareclassaction.com/
                    http://obamacaretruth.org/

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                    RyanJOberg
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                    It happens plenty in the US already. Wrong limbs amputated, wrong kidneys removed, wrong half of brains removed. Blame it on the cause, people not paying attention to the documentation.

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                      It happens plenty in the US already. Wrong limbs amputated, wrong kidneys removed, wrong half of brains removed. Blame it on the cause, people not paying attention to the documentation.

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                      RyanJOberg wrote:

                      happens plenty in the US already

                      True enough.

                      RyanJOberg wrote:

                      people doctors not paying attention to the documentation taking responsibility

                      Fight Big Government:
                      http://obamacareclassaction.com/
                      http://obamacaretruth.org/

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