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  • A AspDotNetDev

    I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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    A few months ago, I noticed that I hadn't received an e-mail that I'd sent to myself from work. After a bit of investigation, I finally discovered that I had added my own work address to my spam filter, because an e-mail I had previously sent myself had a generated subject line that I must have decided was spam, when I received it. So I'm with Groucho Marx -- I would never want to receive an e-mail if I were the sender.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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      Epic++


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      • M Mark_Wallace

        A few months ago, I noticed that I hadn't received an e-mail that I'd sent to myself from work. After a bit of investigation, I finally discovered that I had added my own work address to my spam filter, because an e-mail I had previously sent myself had a generated subject line that I must have decided was spam, when I received it. So I'm with Groucho Marx -- I would never want to receive an e-mail if I were the sender.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        CPallini
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        Mark Wallace wrote:

        I would never want to receive an e-mail if I were the sender.

        No wonder: no-one wants to receive an e-mail if you are the sender. BTW please stop posting in the Lounge. ;P

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          A few months ago, I noticed that I hadn't received an e-mail that I'd sent to myself from work. After a bit of investigation, I finally discovered that I had added my own work address to my spam filter, because an e-mail I had previously sent myself had a generated subject line that I must have decided was spam, when I received it. So I'm with Groucho Marx -- I would never want to receive an e-mail if I were the sender.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          Mark Wallace wrote:

          an e-mail I had previously sent myself had a generated subject line that I must have decided was spam, when I received it

          Which makes my suspicion strong: are you the guy who keeps spamming the QA board? :suss:

          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            You know when you're a geek when your first thought is to post about it on Code Project so all the world can revel in your geek foolishness.

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            Pot - kettle? :laugh:

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              Pot - kettle? :laugh:

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Pot - kettle and proud.

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                Mark Wallace wrote:

                an e-mail I had previously sent myself had a generated subject line that I must have decided was spam, when I received it

                Which makes my suspicion strong: are you the guy who keeps spamming the QA board? :suss:

                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                are you the guy who keeps spamming the QA board?

                Hey, the pills really work!

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • C CPallini

                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                  I would never want to receive an e-mail if I were the sender.

                  No wonder: no-one wants to receive an e-mail if you are the sender. BTW please stop posting in the Lounge. ;P

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                  CPallini wrote:

                  BTW please stop posting in the Lounge.

                  No can do. I get far too much joy from causing misery.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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                    CPallini
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                    You actually never know you're a geek. :)

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      CPallini wrote:

                      BTW please stop posting in the Lounge.

                      No can do. I get far too much joy from causing misery.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      CPallini
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                      OK, here you are the knife... :-D

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                        aspdotnetdev wrote:

                        I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier).

                        It would be funnier if you also auto-forwarded your iPhone e-mails to your work computer. That will probably bring your iPhone, your work computer, Apple, and the whole universe down. :laugh:

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                        When my iPhone email account gets full, it sends responses saying "message not delivered - mailbox full". I once came into the office to find about 500 emails in my inbox of this nature (they were bouncing back and forth). I have since blocked those emails and try to keep my mailbox clean.

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                        • M Mark_Wallace

                          A few months ago, I noticed that I hadn't received an e-mail that I'd sent to myself from work. After a bit of investigation, I finally discovered that I had added my own work address to my spam filter, because an e-mail I had previously sent myself had a generated subject line that I must have decided was spam, when I received it. So I'm with Groucho Marx -- I would never want to receive an e-mail if I were the sender.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          Happened to me too. All the email I send from my home computer to my work computer gets tossed into the spam/junk folder.

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                          • A AspDotNetDev

                            I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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                            • A AspDotNetDev

                              I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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                              Hitesh Seth
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                              Well, see it this way: it helped you think of a new way of wrapping the message. :-p

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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                                "You know you're a geek when..." you dream about doing Google searches and (after a few "Error 404" pages) actually find some interesting articles to read. :-D

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                                • A AspDotNetDev

                                  I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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                                  you could have checked the "Trash" folder for the deleted e-mail. :) I have simular experiences when I see street signs. I was passing a church sign that read "VBS training starts in June." I thought to myself, why would anyone want to learn Visual Basic Scripting, but at the same time, I was thinking wow, these people are true geeks. Then it dawned on me that they were talking about Vacation Bible Study.

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                                    I got an email on my iPhone that had the subject line "Soap Container". I deleted it before I realized I didn't know what it was about (was bulk deleting emails and that one got deleted by accident). Since I had just Friday modified some code that wrapped an XML message in a SOAP container so that it could be sent to a web service, I assumed that somebody noticed the newly committed code and decided to suggest an alternative way of wrapping the message. I thought "maybe they noticed I was concatenating a bunch of strings and are going to suggest that I use a single string and string.Format to combine all the parts of the strings". I thought to myself, "that's not a bad idea". Being curious if I was correct, I resolved to later RDP into my work computer to check my email (which had auto-forwarded to my iPhone earlier). I just now checked my work computer and I realized I had sent the email to myself (from my home email to my work email). By sending myself an email that said "soap container", I intended to remind myself to pick up a small container to put liquid soap into so that I could bring it to the gym to shower with. I did that because the store I planned on buying it from was closer to my work than to my home and I thought getting an email at work would remind me to pick up the container on the way home. It had nothing to do with SOAP. :-O

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                                    ...when you buy your SOAP at Frys.

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                                      you could have checked the "Trash" folder for the deleted e-mail. :) I have simular experiences when I see street signs. I was passing a church sign that read "VBS training starts in June." I thought to myself, why would anyone want to learn Visual Basic Scripting, but at the same time, I was thinking wow, these people are true geeks. Then it dawned on me that they were talking about Vacation Bible Study.

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      ThomasVanderhoof wrote:

                                      you could have checked the "Trash" folder for the deleted e-mail

                                      Did that, but the iPhone doesn't allow me to read the message content of deleted emails (and, as far as I can tell, it doesn't allow me to restore them).

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                                      why would anyone want to learn

                                      ThomasVanderhoof wrote:

                                      Visual Basic Scripting

                                      ThomasVanderhoof wrote:

                                      Vacation Bible Study

                                      Don't know, some people are just religious about that sort of thing.

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                                        ...when you buy your SOAP at Frys.

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                                        Actually, I used to shop at this grocery store called "Fries Food and Drug Store". They sold soap. A prelude, I suppose. :rolleyes:

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