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Shhhh! - I'm watching the snooker!!!

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  • A Alan Beasley

    Oh wait, he's just potted the pink!!! :((

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    Alan Beasley
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    My mistake, it was the brown! :-D

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      My mistake, it was the brown! :-D

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      Dalek Dave
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      Oh, he's screwed back too far.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Oh, he's screwed back too far.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Joe Simes
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Oh, he's screwed back too far.

        That's what she said! And I guess that would be Alan's mum! X|

        modified on Monday, May 3, 2010 5:34 PM

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          Oh, he's screwed back too far.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Alan Beasley
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Oh, he's screwed back too far.

          What you saying? He's in his ex wife??? :-D

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          • A Alan Beasley

            It's about as interesting as watching your parents have sex, painful but somehow hypnotic... (God I need a therapist!) :-D Ok, i'm just plain bored... And, no I have never seen this, but the analogy fits!!! But I bet some of you have, but won't admit it... :laugh:

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Alan Beasley wrote:

            It's about as interesting as watching your parents have sex

            Well, hokayyyyy. They have got five and a half million hits on Youtube this week though.

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Oh, he's screwed back too far.

              That's what she said! And I guess that would be Alan's mum! X|

              modified on Monday, May 3, 2010 5:34 PM

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              Alan Beasley
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              Joe Simes wrote:

              And I guess that would be Alan's mum

              I have a mother? I thought that 2 fathers was normal! :omg:

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Alan Beasley wrote:

                It's about as interesting as watching your parents have sex

                Well, hokayyyyy. They have got five and a half million hits on Youtube this week though.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                Well, hokayyyyy. They have got five and a half million hits on Youtube this week though

                And I didn't get a penny for shooting the video! :doh:

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                • A Alan Beasley

                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  Well, hokayyyyy. They have got five and a half million hits on Youtube this week though

                  And I didn't get a penny for shooting the video! :doh:

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                  I think you were a bit harsh making them do retakes, and when you brought the butt-double in, that was just mean.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I think you were a bit harsh making them do retakes, and when you brought the butt-double in, that was just mean.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    I think you were a bit harsh making them do retakes, and when you brought the butt-double in, that was just mean.

                    But you were enthralled admit it! :-D My dad still can't walk straight, but that's not the scene you were talking about...

                    modified on Monday, May 3, 2010 5:27 PM

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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      I think you were a bit harsh making them do retakes, and when you brought the butt-double in, that was just mean.

                      But you were enthralled admit it! :-D My dad still can't walk straight, but that's not the scene you were talking about...

                      modified on Monday, May 3, 2010 5:27 PM

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                      The story telling was thrilling. The atmosphere, the characterisation, the build up... My god, the pathos was superb - there were tears in our eyes when the Greco wrestling took part, and when your mother started juggling those balls with her feet, the whole cinema rose up as one to cheer. BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • A Alan Beasley

                        It's about as interesting as watching your parents have sex, painful but somehow hypnotic... (God I need a therapist!) :-D Ok, i'm just plain bored... And, no I have never seen this, but the analogy fits!!! But I bet some of you have, but won't admit it... :laugh:

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                        X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| Now go and take your perverted snooker fantasies elsewhere. I have some granny porn to watch. Something saintly to do with my time.

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          The story telling was thrilling. The atmosphere, the characterisation, the build up... My god, the pathos was superb - there were tears in our eyes when the Greco wrestling took part, and when your mother started juggling those balls with her feet, the whole cinema rose up as one to cheer. BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Joe Simes
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                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

                          X| Better that than an eel[^]

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                            X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| Now go and take your perverted snooker fantasies elsewhere. I have some granny porn to watch. Something saintly to do with my time.

                            Books written by CP members

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                            Alan Beasley
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                            I aim to please, Can you give me your aunt's number again, it seems to have got stuck to some other Polaroid’s I was looking at... :-O

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              The story telling was thrilling. The atmosphere, the characterisation, the build up... My god, the pathos was superb - there were tears in our eyes when the Greco wrestling took part, and when your mother started juggling those balls with her feet, the whole cinema rose up as one to cheer. BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              Alan Beasley
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                              You can have the gerbil, as well as 15 cats that I no longer have a use for... Not for cat lovers[^]

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                              • J Joe Simes

                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

                                X| Better that than an eel[^]

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                                Alan Beasley
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                                Now that is just a bridge too far. Mainly because that could be me one day... :-D

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                                • A Alan Beasley

                                  It's about as interesting as watching your parents have sex, painful but somehow hypnotic... (God I need a therapist!) :-D Ok, i'm just plain bored... And, no I have never seen this, but the analogy fits!!! But I bet some of you have, but won't admit it... :laugh:

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                                  Luc Pattyn
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                                  great stuff in the final stage of frame 27 though. :)

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                                    great stuff in the final stage of frame 27 though. :)

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                                    Alan Beasley
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                                    Are my parents on the table??? :confused:

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                                    • A Alan Beasley

                                      Are my parents on the table??? :confused:

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                                      Luc Pattyn
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                                      Robertson is at the table right now. On his own. No, it's Dott again. :)

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                                      • M martin_hughes

                                        X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| Now go and take your perverted snooker fantasies elsewhere. I have some granny porn to watch. Something saintly to do with my time.

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        Lordy, you've moved on to GILF.

                                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                        • L Luc Pattyn

                                          Robertson is at the table right now. On his own. No, it's Dott again. :)

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                                          Alan Beasley
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                                          He missed the brown didn't he! :laugh: But I'm English, So come on you Aussie!!!

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