Autism

Ian Shlasko

JHizzle wrote:

Also did not know he was the main antagonist in Hannibal. And I'm remembering the spitting scene in friends and trying not to chortle at work.

#(%*&@##!!! I had no idea! See? That's why he's so bloody amazing... I must have seen that movie three or four times, and I never realized that was him.

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Yayozama

Ian Shlasko wrote:

I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet.

I think Tom Cruise was acting like Ludacris (the big hands, the song at the end, etc). Matthew McGonnadas was funny too, but RDjr was really awesome (the part where he have a existential crisis, and takes off all the make-up, is GREAT)

Ian Shlasko

Hahaha... Gotta love that... The guy's my favorite actor, and I never even realized he was the one playing Gordon in the new Batman movies until I checked the credits.

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Ian Shlasko

Oh yeah, that was the best scene in the movie... "I'm not Neil Armstrong... And I'm not Father Mackanerny... I think... I think I might be nobody."

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JHizzle

I was impressed with his chinese accent (being chinese descent myself). Followed up by the "[What do I farm?]...I'm a lead farmer mofo!"

ragnaroknrol

Best part of all this, he has a Bacon # of 1. :) Witness for the Prosecution or something like that with him and Christian Slater if I remember correctly.

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

Ian Shlasko

Haha... Yeah, that movie would have been complete crap without him. (As it stands, it was only semi-complete crap - Hey, the man can only do so much)

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JHizzle

dangit. Now I just came up with this rather than writing documentation:

Public Enum Character
    Batman
    Doom
End Enum

Public Function WhoWins(ByVal Winner As Character) As Character
    Dim objWinner As Character
    Dim objActualWinner As Character
    If Winner = Character.Batman Then
        objActualWinner = Character.Doom
    Else
        objActualWinner = Character.Batman
    End If
    objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner)
    Return objWinner
End Function

My brain is weird

Ian Shlasko

Jack: "You want the truth?" Chris: "Yeah!" Jack: "The truth is, you walk like me, you talk like me, you don't have an original bone in your body!" Chris (Same accent): "That's a freakin' lie!" -- "The Critic"

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ragnaroknrol

JHizzle wrote:

My brain is weird

Cause you code in some obscure language? ;P /ducks

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

ragnaroknrol

The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

JHizzle

Quack! Fiiiinnneee:

    public enum Character
    {
        Batman,
        Doom
    }


    public Character WhoWins(Character Winner)
    {
        Character objWinner;
        Character objActualWinner;
        if (Winner == Character.Batman)
        {
            objActualWinner = Character.Doom;
        }
        else
        {
            objActualWinner = Character.Batman;
        }
        objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner);
        return objWinner;
    }

Ian Shlasko

Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...

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ragnaroknrol

Ah, better. I could sorta read the first. This still hurts my brain... but I can read it better. This is like the buttered toast on a cat's back thing.

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

ragnaroknrol

I think Family Guy learned a lot from that show though. Timing, lightning fast parodies, mocking the right celebs, it was all just waiting for someone to refine it.

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

JHizzle

Given a good runup, I could probably do it in java for you too :D Apparently someone did try to get a grant to do the buttered toast thing. Even though that fell through, they still tried it. It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.

Ian Shlasko

Family Guy annoys me, though... Too many pointless flashbacks with stupid gags... It's like Cartman says in the Cartoon Wars episodes of South Park...

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ragnaroknrol

JHizzle wrote:

I could probably do it in java for you too

No that's okay... I'm good.

JHizzle wrote:

It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.

Cats are so devious they make sure to maintain the mystery of their powers by eating anything that might be able to experiment on these powers. I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

JHizzle

ragnaroknrol wrote:

No that's okay... I'm good.

*cue evil laughter*

ragnaroknrol wrote:

I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.

You know... Some of them do... I'm actually sure mine can generate Portals. She walked into the study one day, went under my desk on the other side of the room and then came back in through the study door.

ragnaroknrol

JHizzle wrote:

I'm actually sure mine can generate Portals. She walked into the study one day, went under my desk on the other side of the room and then came back in through the study door.

One of our cats can do this too. If he hears me in the basment messing with the cat food he will suddenly be in front of me trying to trip me...

If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.