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  • I Ian Shlasko

    Jack: "You want the truth?" Chris: "Yeah!" Jack: "The truth is, you walk like me, you talk like me, you don't have an original bone in your body!" Chris (Same accent): "That's a freakin' lie!" -- "The Critic"

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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    ragnaroknrol
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    The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.

    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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      JHizzle wrote:

      My brain is weird

      Cause you code in some obscure language? ;P /ducks

      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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      Quack! Fiiiinnneee:

          public enum Character
          {
              Batman,
              Doom
          }
      
      
          public Character WhoWins(Character Winner)
          {
              Character objWinner;
              Character objActualWinner;
              if (Winner == Character.Batman)
              {
                  objActualWinner = Character.Doom;
              }
              else
              {
                  objActualWinner = Character.Batman;
              }
              objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner);
              return objWinner;
          }
      
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      • R ragnaroknrol

        The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.

        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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        Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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          Quack! Fiiiinnneee:

              public enum Character
              {
                  Batman,
                  Doom
              }
          
          
              public Character WhoWins(Character Winner)
              {
                  Character objWinner;
                  Character objActualWinner;
                  if (Winner == Character.Batman)
                  {
                      objActualWinner = Character.Doom;
                  }
                  else
                  {
                      objActualWinner = Character.Batman;
                  }
                  objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner);
                  return objWinner;
              }
          
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          Ah, better. I could sorta read the first. This still hurts my brain... but I can read it better. This is like the buttered toast on a cat's back thing.

          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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          • I Ian Shlasko

            Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            I think Family Guy learned a lot from that show though. Timing, lightning fast parodies, mocking the right celebs, it was all just waiting for someone to refine it.

            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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              Ah, better. I could sorta read the first. This still hurts my brain... but I can read it better. This is like the buttered toast on a cat's back thing.

              If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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              JHizzle
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              Given a good runup, I could probably do it in java for you too :D Apparently someone did try to get a grant to do the buttered toast thing. Even though that fell through, they still tried it. It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.

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              • R ragnaroknrol

                I think Family Guy learned a lot from that show though. Timing, lightning fast parodies, mocking the right celebs, it was all just waiting for someone to refine it.

                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                Family Guy annoys me, though... Too many pointless flashbacks with stupid gags... It's like Cartman says in the Cartoon Wars episodes of South Park...

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                  Given a good runup, I could probably do it in java for you too :D Apparently someone did try to get a grant to do the buttered toast thing. Even though that fell through, they still tried it. It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.

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                  JHizzle wrote:

                  I could probably do it in java for you too

                  No that's okay... I'm good.

                  JHizzle wrote:

                  It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.

                  Cats are so devious they make sure to maintain the mystery of their powers by eating anything that might be able to experiment on these powers. I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.

                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                    JHizzle wrote:

                    I could probably do it in java for you too

                    No that's okay... I'm good.

                    JHizzle wrote:

                    It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.

                    Cats are so devious they make sure to maintain the mystery of their powers by eating anything that might be able to experiment on these powers. I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.

                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                    ragnaroknrol wrote:

                    No that's okay... I'm good.

                    *cue evil laughter*

                    ragnaroknrol wrote:

                    I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.

                    You know... Some of them do... I'm actually sure mine can generate Portals. She walked into the study one day, went under my desk on the other side of the room and then came back in through the study door.

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                      ragnaroknrol wrote:

                      No that's okay... I'm good.

                      *cue evil laughter*

                      ragnaroknrol wrote:

                      I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.

                      You know... Some of them do... I'm actually sure mine can generate Portals. She walked into the study one day, went under my desk on the other side of the room and then came back in through the study door.

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                      JHizzle wrote:

                      I'm actually sure mine can generate Portals. She walked into the study one day, went under my desk on the other side of the room and then came back in through the study door.

                      One of our cats can do this too. If he hears me in the basment messing with the cat food he will suddenly be in front of me trying to trip me...

                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        I had my swine flu shot on the weekend. I'll keep you posted if any signs of autism occur. I'm hoping to be a savant with special abilities and so on. Nothing so far, tho.

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                        You better get another one just in case the potency has dropped from over a year of storage.

                        Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                        • S Simon_Whale

                          nah you wont be that lucky as it only occurs in the 1% of sufferers, 3% get aspergers.

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                          That has nothing to do with VB. - Oh crap. I just defended VB!

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                          Simon_Whale wrote:

                          3% get aspergers.

                          Mmm I love aspergers lightly grilled with olive oil and then sprinkled with a bit of Parmigiano-Reggiano. I also love Brussels sprouts! :)

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                          • R R Giskard Reventlov

                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            I had my swine flu shot on the weekend.

                            Why? I thought the efficacy of these shots was, at best, a tad iffy: what is the likelihood that the vaccine will have any potency with a possibly mutated virus? My one and only flu jab was rubbish. I never got the flu... :)

                            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                            Christian Graus
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                            Because it was free, and I figured I could post about it :-)

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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