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Liberty U is Jerry Falwell's Christianist University. they don't even allow students to attend dances.
Adjusting to dorm life at an evangelical university, however, was a special challenge. For starters, there's the 46-page code of conduct called the "Liberty Way," which outlines the rules and regulations of student life. "There's no drinking, no smoking, no R-rated movies," Roose says, "but also no dancing, no cursing and no hugs that last for longer than three seconds."
Wow... Just... wow. No R-rated movies? Well, I suppose I could handle that, since most of them have an "unrated" director's cut. Hey, it's not R-rated! No cursing? What the #$()*@#&ing #%&*@# is @#(%&*#@#* #()*%&#@) their ( #*&%)#@(*&#? Wait a second... What state is this? It's Utah, right? *checks*... Virginia!?!? I thought they had a little bit of common sense down there! Oh well... That about wraps it up for humanity.
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Liberty U is Jerry Falwell's Christianist University. they don't even allow students to attend dances.
Adjusting to dorm life at an evangelical university, however, was a special challenge. For starters, there's the 46-page code of conduct called the "Liberty Way," which outlines the rules and regulations of student life. "There's no drinking, no smoking, no R-rated movies," Roose says, "but also no dancing, no cursing and no hugs that last for longer than three seconds."
So how would they handle the movie "Footloose?" It isn't an R movie, but it kinda seems like a bad idea to show it there.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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So how would they handle the movie "Footloose?" It isn't an R movie, but it kinda seems like a bad idea to show it there.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
I can top that... "The Invention of Lying" (2009) Synopsis: Alternate reality where everyone tells the truth, and there's no such thing as "lies"... Man figures out how to lie. Invents religion. Suddenly becomes a messiah. Chaos and hilarity ensue.
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It's not an "abbreviation"... It's an "abreviation"... Obviously, these students are trying to gain a folowing. They want to get rid of al of these pointles double leters. I mean, isn't one leter just as god as two? It's not like it changes the meaning of the words or anything sily like that. I'm trying to think of funy things to say that would completely lose their meaning with the double leters removed, but honestly, my brain just can't proces data properly on a Monday morning.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
It's not an "abbreviation"... It's an "abreviation"... Obviously, these students are trying to gain a folowing. They want to get rid of al of these pointles double leters. I mean, isn't one leter just as god as two? It's not like it changes the meaning of the words or anything sily like that.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru! :-D
Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)
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I'm not trying to be mean to the kid, ok? But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College." Gotta love the American education system. :laugh: School Website: http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=18719[^] Screen Capture (because you KNOW they'll catch it sooner or later)[^]
Well, if you will search for 'colege co-eds' what else can you expect?
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I can top that... "The Invention of Lying" (2009) Synopsis: Alternate reality where everyone tells the truth, and there's no such thing as "lies"... Man figures out how to lie. Invents religion. Suddenly becomes a messiah. Chaos and hilarity ensue.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
I can top that... "The Invention of Lying" (2009) Synopsis: Alternate reality where everyone tells the truth, and there's no such thing as "lies"... Man figures out how to lie. Invents religion. Suddenly becomes a messiah. Chaos and hilarity ensue.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Se Newsleter post above.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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I'm not trying to be mean to the kid, ok? But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College." Gotta love the American education system. :laugh: School Website: http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=18719[^] Screen Capture (because you KNOW they'll catch it sooner or later)[^]
Alan Burkhart wrote:
But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College."
I think the joke's on you. I've seen that check box with "Colege" or "Univercity" or other misspellings above it a number of times before. It's meant to get a reaction. Cheers, Drew.
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I'm not trying to be mean to the kid, ok? But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College." Gotta love the American education system. :laugh: School Website: http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=18719[^] Screen Capture (because you KNOW they'll catch it sooner or later)[^]
The really, really scary part is that those new graduates, with all their skills, can vote .... and some will become teachers .... X|
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I'm not trying to be mean to the kid, ok? But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College." Gotta love the American education system. :laugh: School Website: http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=18719[^] Screen Capture (because you KNOW they'll catch it sooner or later)[^]
Probably tongue-in-cheek... maybe. :~ "I is a college graduate."
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I'm not trying to be mean to the kid, ok? But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College." Gotta love the American education system. :laugh: School Website: http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=18719[^] Screen Capture (because you KNOW they'll catch it sooner or later)[^]
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I'm not trying to be mean to the kid, ok? But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College." Gotta love the American education system. :laugh: School Website: http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=18719[^] Screen Capture (because you KNOW they'll catch it sooner or later)[^]
The page has been updated and the "colege" pic removed. Ok, WHO TOLD?!?!? :laugh: I'll leave the screen capture up just in case anyone wants to see. Admittedly, this is one of those "nothing else to do" type things.
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Alan Burkhart wrote:
But you'd think that after 4 years of college, she'd be able to spell............... "College."
I think the joke's on you. I've seen that check box with "Colege" or "Univercity" or other misspellings above it a number of times before. It's meant to get a reaction. Cheers, Drew.
So... you're gonna come along and ruin the fun with facts and information? How could you be so cruel?
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So... you're gonna come along and ruin the fun with facts and information? How could you be so cruel?
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The page has been updated and the "colege" pic removed. Ok, WHO TOLD?!?!? :laugh: I'll leave the screen capture up just in case anyone wants to see. Admittedly, this is one of those "nothing else to do" type things.
I'm going to vote with the others - this was definitely tongue-in-cheek. "Bad speelers of the worald, untie!"
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I'm going to vote with the others - this was definitely tongue-in-cheek. "Bad speelers of the worald, untie!"
I'm going to vote with the others - this was definitely tongue-in-cheek.
I rather hope it was, too. But it was still too good to pass up. Heck, we had a little fun with it right? :) -
That's ok. I've got to get to work anyway. Unlike 99% of the posters here, I'm NOT an IT guy. I'm a cross-country truck driver. Sitting at a dock in Montgomery, AL right now getting loaded. Got to be in Oak Hill, OH tomorrow. Looooong night ahead! :wtf:
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That's ok. I've got to get to work anyway. Unlike 99% of the posters here, I'm NOT an IT guy. I'm a cross-country truck driver. Sitting at a dock in Montgomery, AL right now getting loaded. Got to be in Oak Hill, OH tomorrow. Looooong night ahead! :wtf:
Alan Burkhart wrote:
Sitting at a dock in Montgomery, AL right now getting loaded.
You're getting loaded before a long haul? :doh: Oh! You meant the truck! I was almost going to make a comparison about airline pilots. My bad! :-\ Flynn
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Alan Burkhart wrote:
Sitting at a dock in Montgomery, AL right now getting loaded.
You're getting loaded before a long haul? :doh: Oh! You meant the truck! I was almost going to make a comparison about airline pilots. My bad! :-\ Flynn
Pilots: Rather like the old Dean Martin / Foster Brooks skit? ("Are y-y-y-you a p-p-p-pilot, too?") :laugh: BTW: Now sitting at the dock in Ohio. No clue what's next. I love surprises.
