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See Here[^] My first thoughts when I saw the headline were "It must be a good freezer" and "Not before sauteing a few potatoes and mushrooms". Seriously though, do these people not watch television, freezing dead wives is not the best way to dispose of them. CSI has had a few of them. Acid, Pigs, The Deep Sea etc are much better ways of disposing of unwanted spouses. (To quote Poirot "Marriage? c'est non, not for Poirot. I have in my time met eight husbands who have killed their wives and thirty four wives who have killed their husbands. It is best that Poirot remain single!")
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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See Here[^] My first thoughts when I saw the headline were "It must be a good freezer" and "Not before sauteing a few potatoes and mushrooms". Seriously though, do these people not watch television, freezing dead wives is not the best way to dispose of them. CSI has had a few of them. Acid, Pigs, The Deep Sea etc are much better ways of disposing of unwanted spouses. (To quote Poirot "Marriage? c'est non, not for Poirot. I have in my time met eight husbands who have killed their wives and thirty four wives who have killed their husbands. It is best that Poirot remain single!")
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
Acid, Pigs, The Deep Sea etc are much better ways of disposing of unwanted spouses.
Actually that's a cool one. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Acid, Pigs, The Deep Sea etc are much better ways of disposing of unwanted spouses.
Actually that's a cool one. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]Sing his praises then... "Freezer a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us!"
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Sing his praises then... "Freezer a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us!"
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Miss Cheema said: "He apparently had no qualms about sleeping with Emma in the same bed where his wife had died not 24 hours earlier" But he had grown older, and she had grown colder, and nothing was very much fun, anymore...
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Miss Cheema said: "He apparently had no qualms about sleeping with Emma in the same bed where his wife had died not 24 hours earlier" But he had grown older, and she had grown colder, and nothing was very much fun, anymore...
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]MAN POINTS! Good to see a Floyd reference :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Miss Cheema said: "He apparently had no qualms about sleeping with Emma in the same bed where his wife had died not 24 hours earlier" But he had grown older, and she had grown colder, and nothing was very much fun, anymore...
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]If this was an indication of one of my turns coming on, I would hope someone would raise the blade, make the change, and rearrange me 'til I'm sane (or at the very least lock the door and throw away the key). I hope they send him back to mother in a cardboard box. (I'll add some more Floyd references to that. :laugh:)
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.
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If this was an indication of one of my turns coming on, I would hope someone would raise the blade, make the change, and rearrange me 'til I'm sane (or at the very least lock the door and throw away the key). I hope they send him back to mother in a cardboard box. (I'll add some more Floyd references to that. :laugh:)
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.
Come in dear boy, have a cigar, or another drop of gin. I've always had a deep respect and I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. There's a saucerful of secrets only if you set the controls for the heart of the sun and shine (you piper, you prsoner). :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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