Best joke in history of human civilization(BJHHC)
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
I wouldn't regard this as a joke of any sort (and certainly not the best joke in human civilisation), but a variation of the Judgement of Solomon.
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
And I always thought, the Descartes-joke was the best one in history of human civilization. (Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?” Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.) So your post definitively proves me being wrong. Tsk, silly me.
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
That's not a joke so much as good advice. To prevent children from arguing over cake, you create a slice they share, have one child cut the slice in half, and have the other child pick his/her slice.
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
Comedy is not your forté - are you German?
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And I always thought, the Descartes-joke was the best one in history of human civilization. (Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?” Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.) So your post definitively proves me being wrong. Tsk, silly me.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Descartes : I think therefore I am Babe : Im pink therefore Im ham sorry, couldnt resist, but your "I think not" was funnier 'g'
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
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You're still a 'tard! :-D
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
Dear Shivamkalra I hereby crown you, the official world joke poster of the human civilization. What started as benign JOTD quickly turned to 'best joke of the century' and then BJHHC. As a world joke poster, rest assured the title is yours until some other 'tard snatched it. Now that you have achieved such highest 'tard status, you are advised to withheld any further posting of jokes, lest you want to loose your title. Please don't dilute your title by posting any more jokes, as that will only reduce your rank. Should other 'tard snatches your title then you will be entitled to reclaim your prize. Well done and Congratulation. As world title holder you may enjoy it for the rest of your life. P.S. Please don't undertake any more joke postes as to not loose your title Regards, World Best Jokes Federation President Your official title should arrive at your address within the time frame outlines the users manual.
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
Your journey of discovery into the world of humor reminds me of the episode of Star Trek TNG, in which Data attempts to acquire a sense of humor. It, too, was filled with tragedy and disappointment, not to mention truly pathetic jokes. I wish you well on your journey, and remind you that most such trials of inner discovery are taken solo. May you find a happy ending to your travels down this road - soon!
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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
I have to say - as far as I'm concerned, you are a moronic arsehole. You have all the sense of humour of a zombies penis.
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