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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
Smoooooooth
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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
Chris C-B wrote:
I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?".I said "Probably not", with a grin.
Man - I wish I could talk like that. I'd then spend less time on the internet and more time outdoors. :-D
My signature "sucks" today
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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
You should check your windshield wipers before you leave that car park. Who cares about age... She might have left a note / (business) card!
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Chris C-B wrote:
I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?".I said "Probably not", with a grin.
Man - I wish I could talk like that. I'd then spend less time on the internet and more time outdoors. :-D
My signature "sucks" today
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You should check your windshield wipers before you leave that car park. Who cares about age... She might have left a note / (business) card!
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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
You smooth talking f&ck*r - well done.
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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
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where is this fantasy land you live in, where you: a. managed to persuade someone to give even the tiniest bit off leeway on the road? AND b. managed to say that to any female over the age of 18 without being sued prompty for sexual harassment?
When you get to my age, you get much more leeway from the young ladies; they think you're harmless.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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where is this fantasy land you live in, where you: a. managed to persuade someone to give even the tiniest bit off leeway on the road? AND b. managed to say that to any female over the age of 18 without being sued prompty for sexual harassment?
randprin wrote:
managed to persuade someone to give even the tiniest bit off leeway on the road?
It's hot and sunny here right now, so when I got out of the car I slapped on my Akubra. With a full (but trimmed) beard, I have been told I look a little like Ernest Hemingway - so they probably thought I had a game rifle in the car. :laugh:
randprin wrote:
managed to say that to any female over the age of 18 without being sued prompty for sexual harassment?
See my first point! :laugh:
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When you get to my age, you get much more leeway from the young ladies; they think you're harmless.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
When you get to my age, you get much more leeway from the young ladies
This is true.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
you're harmless
This is not true. :laugh:
Chris C-B wrote:
This is not true.
Oh I agree. It's a myth that helps our cause though.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
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where is this fantasy land you live in, where you: a. managed to persuade someone to give even the tiniest bit off leeway on the road? AND b. managed to say that to any female over the age of 18 without being sued prompty for sexual harassment?
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*Feel Good Factor Of The Day Driving into town, in an horrendous, stalled queue of traffic, I observed a very attractive young lady trying to maneuver her car from what we shall call an 'interesting' parking location, back onto the main road. I backed up as much as I could, without actually hitting the car behind, with much honking of horns going on. I then got out, and persuaded the two cars immediately behind me to back up as well, and was then able to let the young lady, who was looking rather distressed at her situation, onto the road. About a mile further down the road, we both turn off into the same car park, and she walks over to me and says "Thank you so much for helping, and letting me go ahead of you". I answered "Not at all - I always let attractive young ladies come first", to which she replied "Don't you mean 'go first'?". I said "Probably not", with a grin. She answered "In that case you are a real gentleman", shot me a dazzling smile, and walked off. I don't think I would have got away with it, were I not at least twice her age. :( Anyway, I have been smiling ever since! :)
You wrote down her plate though, didn't you?
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You wrote down her plate though, didn't you?