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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.
Personally I would have shot myself in the head!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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no, I was only supposed to be shot in the back and falling on my keyboard while writing the previous post.
I shall use that excuse for my friday night posts!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Seriously, for any CPians in The Lake District. In Case You Haven't Heard. Mad Gunman On Rampage[^] Lock your doors, 11 dead so far.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
From the article:
One neighbour of Mr Bird described him as a quiet man who kept "himself to himself" and had not talked to his neighbours despite living there for several years
I know this is scary and dangerous and all that, but I still have to (mis)quote St. George (Carlin)...
"...Someone always says, 'He was always very quiet.' And then someone inevitably responds with 'It's the quiet ones ya gotta watch.' This, to me, is a very dangerous notion. I bet while you're watching a quiet one, a noisy one will #%(&#ing kill you! Say you're in a bar somewhere, and there's a quiet guy sitting in the corner, not bothering anyone. Then some other guy jumps up on the counter with a shotgun and yells, 'I'll kill the next #(%*&@# that walks in here!!!'...... Who ya gonna watch?"
Anyway... Hope the cops nab this guy nice and quick. EDIT: Oh, just saw Pete's post... The guy's dead... And there was much rejoicing... yay.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.
Personally I would have shot myself in the head!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
That gets the Posting of the Day award!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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From the article:
One neighbour of Mr Bird described him as a quiet man who kept "himself to himself" and had not talked to his neighbours despite living there for several years
I know this is scary and dangerous and all that, but I still have to (mis)quote St. George (Carlin)...
"...Someone always says, 'He was always very quiet.' And then someone inevitably responds with 'It's the quiet ones ya gotta watch.' This, to me, is a very dangerous notion. I bet while you're watching a quiet one, a noisy one will #%(&#ing kill you! Say you're in a bar somewhere, and there's a quiet guy sitting in the corner, not bothering anyone. Then some other guy jumps up on the counter with a shotgun and yells, 'I'll kill the next #(%*&@# that walks in here!!!'...... Who ya gonna watch?"
Anyway... Hope the cops nab this guy nice and quick. EDIT: Oh, just saw Pete's post... The guy's dead... And there was much rejoicing... yay.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)They said that Dennis Nilson[^] was 'Quiet and Kept Himself to Himself'. What do you expect? Open a window and yell "I've got another one!"?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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They said that Dennis Nilson[^] was 'Quiet and Kept Himself to Himself'. What do you expect? Open a window and yell "I've got another one!"?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Have you ever seen Natural Born Killers (1994)[^]? That's an exaggerated example of a noisy one (Well, two) that'll @&*)%ing kill you :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
But it is that time of year when tourists start filling the Lakes
Blimey - never realised that they were emptied for the winter. Those tourists must have to buy a lot of beer to achieve that ... :-D Rich
Rich Leyshon wrote:
never realised that they were emptied for the winter
Yeah, it's to prevent burst banks when they freeze...
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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14.16 Police have confirmed Derrick Bird has been found dead. The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area. A police spokesman says: "Our focus is now on the movements of Mr Bird this morning -we believe there are a number of fatalities and injuries. Our thoughts are with the families in these tragic times. We are asking for any witnesses to come forward and help us with our investigation into the events of this morning. "Police are asking those who were sheltering to now go about their normal day to day activities and would like to thank them for their patience in incredibly difficult circumstances. "Please be aware there are a number of crime scenes across the county and we would ask for people's patince whilst we conduct our investigations."
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.
I've never heard it called that before. :-D
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Seriously, for any CPians in The Lake District. In Case You Haven't Heard. Mad Gunman On Rampage[^] Lock your doors, 11 dead so far.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Just so everyone knows, it wasn't me doing the shooting... this time.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Just so everyone knows, it wasn't me doing the shooting... this time.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001I feel sympathy for the first person who would dare call you a 'yank'
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I feel sympathy for the first person who would dare call you a 'yank'
It's only considered deragatory by limies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Doodle[^] I'm proud to be called a "yank" by the brits.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
It's only considered deragatory by limies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Doodle[^] I'm proud to be called a "yank" by the brits.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.
Personally I would have shot myself in the head!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.
I've never heard it called that before. :-D
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes -
Seriously, for any CPians in The Lake District. In Case You Haven't Heard. Mad Gunman On Rampage[^] Lock your doors, 11 dead so far.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
The BBC reports he shot himself in a wooded area.
Personally I would have shot myself in the head!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
but then someone would have to clean up the mess in the mens room :rolleyes:
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