I'm still learning , but i havn't figured out anything yet ,but i am trying
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hmmm, i smell sense of humour in u. :)
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
hmmm, i smell sense of humour in u.
I can't actually type what I smell in you because the description even made me throw up a little in my mouth.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Only a fool does extactly the same thing a second time expecting different results. 'tard...
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Then there would never be a throw of dice,huh.
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Oh, boy. I'm pulling up a chair for this one. It's gonna be good. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Sometimes, when I'm engaged in an exchange like this, I can actually hear the ring of a metal blade as it slices through my hapless victim(s).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
I know you pretty well to comprehend what what u r trying to say
You don't know me at all. If you did, you wouldn't use textspeak in a message to me. Further, I thought I was pretty clear in what I meant.
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
Aren't you the vb guy who works for general dynamics?
No, I'm the C# guy that works for GD. I'm also the guy that can guarantee a kill shot with a .45 from as far away as 50 yards, or about 100 yards with an arrow, or 300 yards with a decently scoped rifle (that's probably the most important thing to know about me).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'm also the guy that can guarantee a kill shot with a .45 from as far away as 50 yards, or about 100 yards with an arrow, or 300 yards with a decently scoped rifle (that's probably the most important thing to know about me).
Haha, very good. Got my five. Reminds me of Monty Python's "Balad of Dennis Moore"[^] (Youtube-Video[^]) , but without all that hesitance: "I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. I expect I must practice, oh, at least four or five times a week...or more, really, but some weekends, like last weekend, there really wasn't the time, so that brings the average down a bit. I should say it's a solid four days' practice a week...At least...I mean...I reckon I could hit that tree over there. Er...the one just behind that hillock. The little hillock, not the big one on the...you see the three trees over there? Well, the one furthest away on the right..." :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Your request is falling in the same bucket as the posts that have 'Urgent', 'Need Code Plz' posts. Most of us ignore those posts, but a few will throw darts. Be wary of the JSOP darts, though. They leave a mark. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
I understand. Just wishfully wanted to hear : "Oh there might be something new in town". And may be addeded to that "The sparks just started at code project"
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Then there would never be a throw of dice,huh.
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
Then there would never be a throw of dice,huh.
WTF are you talking about?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
Then there would never be a throw of dice,huh.
WTF are you talking about?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001you throw dice - to expect different results most of the time.not everybody who throws dice is a fool. Lets keep the messages healthy
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I swear to god it's like watching a slow motion accident with the Three Stooges coordinating! Please pass the popcorn! Is this being filmed?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'm also the guy that can guarantee a kill shot with a .45 from as far away as 50 yards, or about 100 yards with an arrow, or 300 yards with a decently scoped rifle (that's probably the most important thing to know about me).
Haha, very good. Got my five. Reminds me of Monty Python's "Balad of Dennis Moore"[^] (Youtube-Video[^]) , but without all that hesitance: "I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. I expect I must practice, oh, at least four or five times a week...or more, really, but some weekends, like last weekend, there really wasn't the time, so that brings the average down a bit. I should say it's a solid four days' practice a week...At least...I mean...I reckon I could hit that tree over there. Er...the one just behind that hillock. The little hillock, not the big one on the...you see the three trees over there? Well, the one furthest away on the right..." :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
he he :)
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Then there would never be a throw of dice,huh.
If you throw a glass off a 100 meter cliff there's no throw of the dice involved as to whether or not the glass is going to break and shatter when it hits. Doing it a second time, and then acting surprised when it breaks is not exactly smart or clever. Whining about it after the fact is even more foolish and invites ridicule. That said I've got some property in Florida I'd like to sell you...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
I was a regular for some time though.- so i know know most of you guys ,aspdotnetdev ,wallace ....May be you dont know me , but i know you guys pretty well ,huh.
Yeah but as long as people are not familiar with you, they will just reply to you indifferently. If Pete O H or Rama or Chris Duncan asked this same question, people will reply with more sincerity and effort.
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
Believe me - my responses so far have been sincere.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
I know you pretty well to comprehend what what u r trying to say
You don't know me at all. If you did, you wouldn't use textspeak in a message to me. Further, I thought I was pretty clear in what I meant.
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
Aren't you the vb guy who works for general dynamics?
No, I'm the C# guy that works for GD. I'm also the guy that can guarantee a kill shot with a .45 from as far away as 50 yards, or about 100 yards with an arrow, or 300 yards with a decently scoped rifle (that's probably the most important thing to know about me).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
or about 100 yards with an arrow
Arrow or bolt? IMO 100 yards seems too long distance for aimed shot with a bow.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Believe me - my responses so far have been sincere.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Believe me - my responses so far have been sincere.
I'll take your word for it :-D
Regards, Nish
Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
or about 100 yards with an arrow
Arrow or bolt? IMO 100 yards seems too long distance for aimed shot with a bow.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
I shot archery for a number of years. Olympic distance is 80 yards. With the right shaft/tip/fletch/bow combination, an accurate 100 yard shot is totally doable.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
If you throw a glass off a 100 meter cliff there's no throw of the dice involved as to whether or not the glass is going to break and shatter when it hits. Doing it a second time, and then acting surprised when it breaks is not exactly smart or clever. Whining about it after the fact is even more foolish and invites ridicule. That said I've got some property in Florida I'd like to sell you...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Come on guys.It's just a small exercise tht you might like to check out.Dont you just rant about google and apple day in and out every day,why no just a different exercise once a while. on a lighter note : If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.
modified on Friday, June 4, 2010 1:38 PM
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Sometimes, when I'm engaged in an exchange like this, I can actually hear the ring of a metal blade as it slices through my hapless victim(s).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001You really should be in theatre.Have u ever considered it ? :laugh:
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Come on guys.It's just a small exercise tht you might like to check out.Dont you just rant about google and apple day in and out every day,why no just a different exercise once a while. on a lighter note : If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.
modified on Friday, June 4, 2010 1:38 PM
Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
If you have a property to sell - put it up on Inter-Xect
Uhh, dude, smells like advertisement...
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Smart-Not-Clever wrote:
If you have a property to sell - put it up on Inter-Xect
Uhh, dude, smells like advertisement...
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
he provoked me !I'm sorry ! -i'll modify that.
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he provoked me !I'm sorry ! -i'll modify that.
And you wonder, why your reputation is so messed up.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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I swear to god it's like watching a slow motion accident with the Three Stooges coordinating! Please pass the popcorn! Is this being filmed?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow