Getting a New Dog Tuesday
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument...
You have to cute-it-up. Knuckle-wuckle or Stumpy-wumpy. Marc
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001She does know that you have to give a dog a name that you can shout out without shame in a park doesn't she? This means that acceptable dog names include Fang, Butch, Killer, Faceripper or Shagger. A mate of mine called his dog Little Bastard and that went down particularly well near the swings at the park "Come here Little Bastard. Fetch the ball Little Bastard."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Soppy as a retriever, mad as a collie? Good luck! :)
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It will have the characteristics of both. First it rounds you up, then it whips you to death with the tail.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Get a cat too and call them Ren & Stimpy.
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / Stumpy's Master
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John - this was only a few characters over being a Twitter post. Up your game mate.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001So call her Tuesday.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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So call her Tuesday.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001How 'bout Derringer? In keeping with certain shared interests, wryly indicative of the diminutive. Nicks to include 'Derry-Air, etc.
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001You're not naming him Colt or Magnum?
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'm not winning the argument
she woman, you man.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument...
You have to cute-it-up. Knuckle-wuckle or Stumpy-wumpy. Marc
You do realize who you're talking to. John's liable to nickname her 'Ruger' or 'Colt' or 'Mossburg' or something like that.
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delete this;
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She does know that you have to give a dog a name that you can shout out without shame in a park doesn't she? This means that acceptable dog names include Fang, Butch, Killer, Faceripper or Shagger. A mate of mine called his dog Little Bastard and that went down particularly well near the swings at the park "Come here Little Bastard. Fetch the ball Little Bastard."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Several years ago a local radio station DJ had a dog named Sex. Needless to say, it went downhill from there.
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^] -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'm not winning the argument
she woman, you man.
Fight Big Government:
http://obamacareclassaction.com/
http://obamacaretruth.org/She wife, him husband, she wins. Get it?
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^] -
We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001You're to be commended for adopting a shelter dog :rose:. You realize we expect to see pictures posted Tuesday, of course.
Software Zen:
delete this;
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We're adopting a animal shelter dog on Tuesday. She looks like a cross between a Flat Coated Retriever (essentially a black golden retriever) and a Border Collie. She's mostly black with a white stripe on her chest, and she has just a knuckle where most dogs have a tail. I wanna call her "Stump" or "Knuckles", but the wife prefers "June" because then (as my wife puts it) she can have cute nick names, like "June Bug", and such. I told her I thought "Knuckle Bug" or "Stump Bug" are equally cute. I'm not winning the argument... :suss:
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Congratulations! John, you may find your hard hearted image melting soon :) There is nothing so fine as a canine companion in your life. Especially a rescue dog. We have two beautiful ones that my wife named. But I've always wanted to get a scoundrel that I would name "Schmutzy". Again, congratulations and my girls Yuki-chan and Sachiko wish you the best of happiness with your new family member.
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So call her Tuesday.
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