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    Christian Graus
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    So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Baconbutty
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      When I saw the title I thought maybe, just maybe.... "My flight...went brilliantly and I had no cause to complain" Balloon, pin

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        When I saw the title I thought maybe, just maybe.... "My flight...went brilliantly and I had no cause to complain" Balloon, pin

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        Christian Graus
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        Well, I had no cause to complain with my flight Hobart-Sydney, or San Fran-Dallas. That's just not interesting though, is it ?

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          Lost User
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          eh, ever done 24 hours with a 20month old who didnt sleep at all, cried and struggled the entire time with a drunk Spanish guy threatening to beat you up if you dont keep the child quiet?

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            eh, ever done 24 hours with a 20month old who didnt sleep at all, cried and struggled the entire time with a drunk Spanish guy threatening to beat you up if you dont keep the child quiet?

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            Christian Graus
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            No, but I did have a 4 yo sitting in front of me who cried most of the way. I didn't mention that b/c, well, he's 4 years old. He was a cool kid, we played peek a boo and chatted after we landed. I hate people who don't get that people with kids are allowed to travel, and that kids are obviously not geared up to cope well with travel. My kids were fine, but the youngest was 7, so it's hardly the same.

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              eh, ever done 24 hours with a 20month old who didnt sleep at all, cried and struggled the entire time with a drunk Spanish guy threatening to beat you up if you dont keep the child quiet?

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              Tom Deketelaere
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              That was you? Hmm I'm sorry, I was drunk :)

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                No, but I did have a 4 yo sitting in front of me who cried most of the way. I didn't mention that b/c, well, he's 4 years old. He was a cool kid, we played peek a boo and chatted after we landed. I hate people who don't get that people with kids are allowed to travel, and that kids are obviously not geared up to cope well with travel. My kids were fine, but the youngest was 7, so it's hardly the same.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                The world is full of arse holes. The hostess explained to this guy that he would be arrested when we landed if he didn't calm down. She also pointed out that we were landing in Malaysia and he would most likely spend a few days in a Malaysian gaol.

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                  The world is full of arse holes. The hostess explained to this guy that he would be arrested when we landed if he didn't calm down. She also pointed out that we were landing in Malaysia and he would most likely spend a few days in a Malaysian gaol.

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                  ROTFL - brilliant.

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    Well, I had no cause to complain with my flight Hobart-Sydney, or San Fran-Dallas. That's just not interesting though, is it ?

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    You'd be kidding. Two flights and no complain ? Did they finally drug you ?

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                      eh, ever done 24 hours with a 20month old who didnt sleep at all, cried and struggled the entire time with a drunk Spanish guy threatening to beat you up if you dont keep the child quiet?

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                      Josh Gray wrote:

                      eh, ever done 24 hours with a 20month old who didnt sleep at all, cried and struggled the entire time with a drunk Spanish guy threatening to beat you up if you dont keep the child quiet?

                      Well my son was 26 months when we did the trip to the US, I drank like a fish the whole flight and no-one said a fucking word to me about him.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        You'd be kidding. Two flights and no complain ? Did they finally drug you ?

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                        Christian Graus
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                        I fly a LOT. I just post about the bad ones. Mostly because I hope people get a laugh out of it. I mean, the dude farted ALL NIGHT. I'm sorry, but if that happened to someone else, I'd think it was hilarious.

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          Josh Gray wrote:

                          eh, ever done 24 hours with a 20month old who didnt sleep at all, cried and struggled the entire time with a drunk Spanish guy threatening to beat you up if you dont keep the child quiet?

                          Well my son was 26 months when we did the trip to the US, I drank like a fish the whole flight and no-one said a fucking word to me about him.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          Michael Martin wrote:

                          Well my son was 26 months when we did the trip to the US, I drank like a fish the whole flight and no-one said a f***ing word to me about him.

                          That's why I dont really drink

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                            I fly a LOT. I just post about the bad ones. Mostly because I hope people get a laugh out of it. I mean, the dude farted ALL NIGHT. I'm sorry, but if that happened to someone else, I'd think it was hilarious.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            I hope people get a laugh out of it

                            That's what we thought at the beginning. I can assure you that by now, almost all the Lounge think you are doomed. :rolleyes:

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                            the dude farted ALL NIGHT

                            Did they sell tax-free perfume in the plane ? :)

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                              I fly a LOT. I just post about the bad ones. Mostly because I hope people get a laugh out of it. I mean, the dude farted ALL NIGHT. I'm sorry, but if that happened to someone else, I'd think it was hilarious.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              I'm sorry, but if that happened to someone else, I'd think it was hilarious.

                              Happens to my girl friend nightly or so I'm told each morning.

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                                Christian Graus wrote:

                                I hope people get a laugh out of it

                                That's what we thought at the beginning. I can assure you that by now, almost all the Lounge think you are doomed. :rolleyes:

                                Christian Graus wrote:

                                the dude farted ALL NIGHT

                                Did they sell tax-free perfume in the plane ? :)

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                                Christian Graus
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                                They did, but I'm not sure how he'd have liked being sprayed by it.

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                                  Christian Graus wrote:

                                  I'm sorry, but if that happened to someone else, I'd think it was hilarious.

                                  Happens to my girl friend nightly or so I'm told each morning.

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  Yeah, it happens to me at home, too.

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    Maximilien
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                                    could'nt you swap seat with someone else ?

                                    Watched code never compiles.

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                                      could'nt you swap seat with someone else ?

                                      Watched code never compiles.

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                                      Christian Graus
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                                      No, there were no visible free seats. That was the starting problem. They would have had to upgrade me to get me out of a window seat.

                                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        No, there were no visible free seats. That was the starting problem. They would have had to upgrade me to get me out of a window seat.

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        Maximilien
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                                        no, just ask your grumpy seat neighbor that you have to go to the bathroom regularly and you don't want to disturb them too much. no need to upgrade class, just swap... I've done that both ways, swap aisle to window and window to aisle to accomodate fellow travellers.

                                        Watched code never compiles.

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                                          So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.

                                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                          Rama Krishna Vavilala
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                                          My friend was flying from Los Angeles to Sydney. He got a seat besides Kim Kadarshian. He had to wake up every now and then because there were lot of people requesting for photographs.

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