My flight
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Yeah, it happens to me at home, too.
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So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.
If you will sit next to a couple of 'old farts', what else can you expect?
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They did, but I'm not sure how he'd have liked being sprayed by it.
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They seemed happy enough to spray you with their tax free perfume, it's only polite to reciprocate
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So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
My sister lives in Boston, USA - she weighs 46 stones - sitting next to her on a flight from Gatwick to Boston was not the most pleasant few hours I have ever spent - I wasn't so much sitting next to her as sitting in her.
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My sister lives in Boston, USA - she weighs 46 stones - sitting next to her on a flight from Gatwick to Boston was not the most pleasant few hours I have ever spent - I wasn't so much sitting next to her as sitting in her.
RugbyLeague wrote:
I wasn't so much sitting next to her as sitting in her
Care to rephrase?
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So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to
You've obviously never met me.
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I fly a LOT. I just post about the bad ones. Mostly because I hope people get a laugh out of it. I mean, the dude farted ALL NIGHT. I'm sorry, but if that happened to someone else, I'd think it was hilarious.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
I mean, the dude farted ALL NIGHT.
My wife and I endured that on a trip to Hawaii once. If we had not been heading for somewhere like that, I think I would have dragged the idiot to the toilet and drowned him in it. We were like "Just get up and go. You can't hold it all the way to Maui." :mad:
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Well, they were so grumpy from the start, that I didn't dare suggest it. They heard me tell the stewardess that it was going to be a long flight if I had to sit in the window.
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Christian Graus wrote:
They heard me tell the stewardess that it was going to be a long flight if I had to sit in the window.
Well there's your problem. It's much more comfortable to sit in the seat. ;P :-\
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My friend was flying from Los Angeles to Sydney. He got a seat besides Kim Kadarshian. He had to wake up every now and then because there were lot of people requesting for photographs.
Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
He got a seat besides Kim Kadarshian.
I always end up beside the 600 lb. fat dude with gas. :sigh: You know the one. You see him coming and start praying... "Please Lord. Don't let him be in the seat next to me..."
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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So, QANTAS could not give me an aisle seat. Upgrading me is apparently out of the question nowadays. That's fine. I got stuck next to two old American men who were grouchy whenever I wanted to go to the toilet ( I only asked if the guy on the end went, so I had to only ask one person to move ), and they were the most flatulent people I've ever had to sit next to. Woke me up several times.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.