Annoying Sounds

[Lost User]

Rage wrote:

Until I was a father, this was annoying. Now I feel heartbroken when I hear one, and it bothers noone to take care of him am desensitized and it bothers me that I may not even notice

FTFY!

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[BonshatS]

alarms.

[Rage]

arms. It is not a sound but UK goalkeepers tend to not know what to do with them. On the opposite, we French know how to use them...

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Alarm clock at 06.30.

Workout progress:
Current arm size: 14.4in
Desired arm size: 18in
Next Target: 15.4in by Dec 2010

Current training method: HIT

[J Dunlap]

Styrofoam. I can deal with a number of sounds that some people find extremely annoying, but squeaking styrofoam drives me batty.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

the sound of a mobile phone on a desk with the owner no where in sight (you would think the name would give them a hint ie MOBILE phone)

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

[Hired Mind]

The most annoying sound in the world: ABBA.

Before .NET 4.0, object Universe = NULL;

[Mark_Wallace]

"Would you like to join the meeting?"

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Abhinav S]

It could be silence - I feel I could enjoy silence for a while, maybe upto even a day or two , but then after that, I just don't know - it might just get scary. :~

My signature "sucks" today

[Dylan Morley]

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[Abhinav S]

Stop wasting your breath....no one can hear you. :)

My signature "sucks" today

[Gary Kirkham]

Popping gum/chewing with mouth open.

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[Single Step Debugger]

Screaming swordfish.

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[realJSOP]

Tresspassers begging for their lives...

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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[Gary R Wheeler]

I think we need to revive the SDI orbital weapons system. Design it to detect car alarms going off, and then use either a beam weapon or a rail gun to eliminate the vehicle.

Software Zen: delete this;
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[Gary R Wheeler]

Starlings[^]. Here in Ohio they gather in the trees in the evening during the spring and summer. Even a small tree can have hundreds of birds in it, all of the little fuckers screeching at the tops of their lungs.

Software Zen: delete this;
Fold With Us![^]

[Chris Quinn]

0 - Ex-wife on the phone!

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[RickRoc]

Police siren....... behind you...... DIRECTLY behind you.... :omg:

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