Very Pessimistic Weatherman....
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We're gonna hit 101F again this Week, maybe as high as 104F or more. The local radio station I listen to this morning was making fun of a weatherman who predicted "triple digit temperatures or higher!" Wow! So remember, no matter how bad it is there, at least you don't have to worry about weathermen predicting higher than triple digit temperatures!!! whew.... what is the SPF factor for that day? Do I need to be looking for SPF 900 Sunscreen? I need to stay away from all lead, it melts at a mere 621.5F.... All the books will be gone, they ignite at 451F (gee, what book should I memorize?). The river would be long gone, of course there hasn't been much there for years, so I doubt anyone will notice.... No worries about frying an egg on the sidewalk.... you'd fry the CHICKEN on the sidewalk.... Time to pull out the clay for sculpting and pottery.... no Kiln needed this Friday... just set it outside and run for cover.... I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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We're gonna hit 101F again this Week, maybe as high as 104F or more. The local radio station I listen to this morning was making fun of a weatherman who predicted "triple digit temperatures or higher!" Wow! So remember, no matter how bad it is there, at least you don't have to worry about weathermen predicting higher than triple digit temperatures!!! whew.... what is the SPF factor for that day? Do I need to be looking for SPF 900 Sunscreen? I need to stay away from all lead, it melts at a mere 621.5F.... All the books will be gone, they ignite at 451F (gee, what book should I memorize?). The river would be long gone, of course there hasn't been much there for years, so I doubt anyone will notice.... No worries about frying an egg on the sidewalk.... you'd fry the CHICKEN on the sidewalk.... Time to pull out the clay for sculpting and pottery.... no Kiln needed this Friday... just set it outside and run for cover.... I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
El Corazon wrote:
I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
Well, it was 97 F here today with our normal 95% humidity. We'll get to 100 F soon, I imagine, but don't expect anything more than triple digits. :omg: Typical summer.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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El Corazon wrote:
I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
Well, it was 97 F here today with our normal 95% humidity. We'll get to 100 F soon, I imagine, but don't expect anything more than triple digits. :omg: Typical summer.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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We're gonna hit 101F again this Week, maybe as high as 104F or more. The local radio station I listen to this morning was making fun of a weatherman who predicted "triple digit temperatures or higher!" Wow! So remember, no matter how bad it is there, at least you don't have to worry about weathermen predicting higher than triple digit temperatures!!! whew.... what is the SPF factor for that day? Do I need to be looking for SPF 900 Sunscreen? I need to stay away from all lead, it melts at a mere 621.5F.... All the books will be gone, they ignite at 451F (gee, what book should I memorize?). The river would be long gone, of course there hasn't been much there for years, so I doubt anyone will notice.... No worries about frying an egg on the sidewalk.... you'd fry the CHICKEN on the sidewalk.... Time to pull out the clay for sculpting and pottery.... no Kiln needed this Friday... just set it outside and run for cover.... I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
El Corazon wrote:
I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
Not yet, but it's only 11:45PM.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Looking out the window just now and seeing only clouds and rain, I must say I miss the (west) Texas weather a bit.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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We're gonna hit 101F again this Week, maybe as high as 104F or more. The local radio station I listen to this morning was making fun of a weatherman who predicted "triple digit temperatures or higher!" Wow! So remember, no matter how bad it is there, at least you don't have to worry about weathermen predicting higher than triple digit temperatures!!! whew.... what is the SPF factor for that day? Do I need to be looking for SPF 900 Sunscreen? I need to stay away from all lead, it melts at a mere 621.5F.... All the books will be gone, they ignite at 451F (gee, what book should I memorize?). The river would be long gone, of course there hasn't been much there for years, so I doubt anyone will notice.... No worries about frying an egg on the sidewalk.... you'd fry the CHICKEN on the sidewalk.... Time to pull out the clay for sculpting and pottery.... no Kiln needed this Friday... just set it outside and run for cover.... I hope it's cooler where everyone else is!!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....