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Blonde joke of the day Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.” She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!” So, she became a man.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. -
Blonde joke of the day Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.” She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!” So, she became a man.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. -
Blonde joke of the day Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.” She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!” So, she became a man.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.:laugh: Although I feel some will vote you down for it, but I gave a 5 to start with.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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:laugh: Although I feel some will vote you down for it, but I gave a 5 to start with.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Blonde joke of the day Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.” She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!” So, she became a man.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. -
J4amieC wrote:
Do jokes reach the subcontinent like 50 years late?
Somehow I would just have preferred a message saying 'Repost'. :)
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.Abhinav S wrote:
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
Repost. :-D
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