Cooperisms...
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A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly as well.' I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Oldies but goodies.
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum
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Norm .net wrote:
Two heads are better than one.
what about having ten :-)
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixturecheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You
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A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly as well.' I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Oldies but goodies.
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum
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And a Chick Murray: "I was walking down the street and a woman opened the door in her dressing gown. Funny place to have a door!"
I was on safari in Africa. One night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. What he was doing in my pyjamas I'll never know.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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I was on safari in Africa. One night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. What he was doing in my pyjamas I'll never know.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Why do Communists drink fruit tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
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Norm .net wrote:
Two heads are better than one.
what about having ten :-)
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixturecheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You
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A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly as well.' I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Oldies but goodies.
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum
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I was on safari in Africa. One night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. What he was doing in my pyjamas I'll never know.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
you should ask questions before you shoot then. :)
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A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly as well.' I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Oldies but goodies.
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum
I told the doctor I'd broken my arm in several places.. ..he told me not to go to those places.
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A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly as well.' I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Oldies but goodies.
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum
A lady went to the doctor and complained of having gas problems. "I always have the urge to fart, but they don't stink and don't make any noise," she said. The doctor gave her some pills and told her to come back in 3 days. 3 days later she's back and reported, "It's terrible, Doctor. I still have gas, but now it stinks terribly." The doctor replied, "So, we fixed your sinuses, now we'll work on your hearing."
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