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    Purgatory Joke Of The Day – if you laugh you’re going to hell. A fire in the suburbia during the night, the house is in flames and smoke, the stunned neighbors are gathering watching the disaster. Suddenly one men jumps from the second floor grabs the garden hose pour some water on him and rush back into the house and in a seconds brings out his small child. The crowd starts to applaud his bravery until the man without losing a moment pure some more water on his body and jumps back into the flames this time coming back with his wife on his hands. But is not over yet, he use the hose once again and run back in the almost collapsing house, this time coming out with bare hands. The man continues to pure himself with a water rushing back into the house returning with nothing. Finally his neighbors catch him and ask him what the hell he is doing. The man painfully wheezes “Flipping my mother-in-low.” Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

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      Purgatory Joke Of The Day – if you laugh you’re going to hell. A fire in the suburbia during the night, the house is in flames and smoke, the stunned neighbors are gathering watching the disaster. Suddenly one men jumps from the second floor grabs the garden hose pour some water on him and rush back into the house and in a seconds brings out his small child. The crowd starts to applaud his bravery until the man without losing a moment pure some more water on his body and jumps back into the flames this time coming back with his wife on his hands. But is not over yet, he use the hose once again and run back in the almost collapsing house, this time coming out with bare hands. The man continues to pure himself with a water rushing back into the house returning with nothing. Finally his neighbors catch him and ask him what the hell he is doing. The man painfully wheezes “Flipping my mother-in-low.” Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      Monty2
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      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

      Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

      Just in case if the wife reads it :-D


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        Purgatory Joke Of The Day – if you laugh you’re going to hell. A fire in the suburbia during the night, the house is in flames and smoke, the stunned neighbors are gathering watching the disaster. Suddenly one men jumps from the second floor grabs the garden hose pour some water on him and rush back into the house and in a seconds brings out his small child. The crowd starts to applaud his bravery until the man without losing a moment pure some more water on his body and jumps back into the flames this time coming back with his wife on his hands. But is not over yet, he use the hose once again and run back in the almost collapsing house, this time coming out with bare hands. The man continues to pure himself with a water rushing back into the house returning with nothing. Finally his neighbors catch him and ask him what the hell he is doing. The man painfully wheezes “Flipping my mother-in-low.” Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        ragnaroknrol
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        I don't get it... How is this funny? You only have to flip a mother-in-law twice during a house fire to get a nice even golden brown. Duh.

        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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          Purgatory Joke Of The Day – if you laugh you’re going to hell. A fire in the suburbia during the night, the house is in flames and smoke, the stunned neighbors are gathering watching the disaster. Suddenly one men jumps from the second floor grabs the garden hose pour some water on him and rush back into the house and in a seconds brings out his small child. The crowd starts to applaud his bravery until the man without losing a moment pure some more water on his body and jumps back into the flames this time coming back with his wife on his hands. But is not over yet, he use the hose once again and run back in the almost collapsing house, this time coming out with bare hands. The man continues to pure himself with a water rushing back into the house returning with nothing. Finally his neighbors catch him and ask him what the hell he is doing. The man painfully wheezes “Flipping my mother-in-low.” Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Chris Meech
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          LOL. Oh what the hell, it's just one more notch. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Purgatory Joke Of The Day – if you laugh you’re going to hell. A fire in the suburbia during the night, the house is in flames and smoke, the stunned neighbors are gathering watching the disaster. Suddenly one men jumps from the second floor grabs the garden hose pour some water on him and rush back into the house and in a seconds brings out his small child. The crowd starts to applaud his bravery until the man without losing a moment pure some more water on his body and jumps back into the flames this time coming back with his wife on his hands. But is not over yet, he use the hose once again and run back in the almost collapsing house, this time coming out with bare hands. The man continues to pure himself with a water rushing back into the house returning with nothing. Finally his neighbors catch him and ask him what the hell he is doing. The man painfully wheezes “Flipping my mother-in-low.” Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Rage
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            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

            Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

            Especially since my house burned and she ...well ... couldn't escape. Since then, I like her a lot.

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              Deyan Georgiev wrote:

              Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

              Just in case if the wife reads it :-D


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              El Corazon
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              Monty2 wrote:

              Just in case if the wife reads it

              if that were true, then it should have read: I copy and pasted this joke in under 30 seconds along with this disclaimer that someone else posted, because I am actually working hard at work and not wasting time at CodeProject. CodeProject is a wonderful site full of interesting articles and powerful research topics that I use regularly for work related studies and is an important part of my daily job. This joke in no way implies or suggests a dislike of Mother-in-Laws in general, nor in specific to my own. My mother-in-law is a wonderful and kind person whom I would risk my life saving from a fire regardless of the content of this joke, which is only meant to offer consolation to the poor souls who do not have such wonderful inlaws as myself. And yes, I'll be home for dinner on time, neither this post, this joke, nor the contents of this disclaimer will keep me from coming home on time. P.S. wear your love clothes and I'll be home early. Call me! :)

              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                Monty2 wrote:

                Just in case if the wife reads it

                if that were true, then it should have read: I copy and pasted this joke in under 30 seconds along with this disclaimer that someone else posted, because I am actually working hard at work and not wasting time at CodeProject. CodeProject is a wonderful site full of interesting articles and powerful research topics that I use regularly for work related studies and is an important part of my daily job. This joke in no way implies or suggests a dislike of Mother-in-Laws in general, nor in specific to my own. My mother-in-law is a wonderful and kind person whom I would risk my life saving from a fire regardless of the content of this joke, which is only meant to offer consolation to the poor souls who do not have such wonderful inlaws as myself. And yes, I'll be home for dinner on time, neither this post, this joke, nor the contents of this disclaimer will keep me from coming home on time. P.S. wear your love clothes and I'll be home early. Call me! :)

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                Stuart Jeffery
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                I am so using that disclaimer at some point!

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                  I am so using that disclaimer at some point!

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                  El Corazon
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                  Stuart Jeffery wrote:

                  I am so using that disclaimer at some point!

                  :-\ :-\ ahhh, there are a few more creative writers at this location. I just beat them to it.... though I guess we could have a disclaimer writing contest. :laugh: :laugh:

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Stuart Jeffery wrote:

                    I am so using that disclaimer at some point!

                    :-\ :-\ ahhh, there are a few more creative writers at this location. I just beat them to it.... though I guess we could have a disclaimer writing contest. :laugh: :laugh:

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    El Corazon wrote:

                    I guess we could have a disclaimer writing contest.

                    Here's my entry then... If my posting is inacurate or you find it affensive then F**K YOU !!! I just don't care. What you think? Any good?

                    Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

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                      El Corazon wrote:

                      I guess we could have a disclaimer writing contest.

                      Here's my entry then... If my posting is inacurate or you find it affensive then F**K YOU !!! I just don't care. What you think? Any good?

                      Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

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                      Chris Meech
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                      I think JSOP has that one copy-righted already. :)

                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                        Monty2 wrote:

                        Just in case if the wife reads it

                        if that were true, then it should have read: I copy and pasted this joke in under 30 seconds along with this disclaimer that someone else posted, because I am actually working hard at work and not wasting time at CodeProject. CodeProject is a wonderful site full of interesting articles and powerful research topics that I use regularly for work related studies and is an important part of my daily job. This joke in no way implies or suggests a dislike of Mother-in-Laws in general, nor in specific to my own. My mother-in-law is a wonderful and kind person whom I would risk my life saving from a fire regardless of the content of this joke, which is only meant to offer consolation to the poor souls who do not have such wonderful inlaws as myself. And yes, I'll be home for dinner on time, neither this post, this joke, nor the contents of this disclaimer will keep me from coming home on time. P.S. wear your love clothes and I'll be home early. Call me! :)

                        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                        Xmen Real
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                        El Corazon wrote:

                        I'll be home early.

                        OMG, I must hurry

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                          El Corazon wrote:

                          I'll be home early.

                          OMG, I must hurry

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                          El Corazon
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                          Xmen W.K. wrote:

                          OMG, I must hurry

                          I thought that was normal.... ;P

                          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                            Purgatory Joke Of The Day – if you laugh you’re going to hell. A fire in the suburbia during the night, the house is in flames and smoke, the stunned neighbors are gathering watching the disaster. Suddenly one men jumps from the second floor grabs the garden hose pour some water on him and rush back into the house and in a seconds brings out his small child. The crowd starts to applaud his bravery until the man without losing a moment pure some more water on his body and jumps back into the flames this time coming back with his wife on his hands. But is not over yet, he use the hose once again and run back in the almost collapsing house, this time coming out with bare hands. The man continues to pure himself with a water rushing back into the house returning with nothing. Finally his neighbors catch him and ask him what the hell he is doing. The man painfully wheezes “Flipping my mother-in-low.” Disclaimer: my mother-in-low is one of the best and dedicated persons I know, and I like her a lot.

                            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Nish Nishant
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                            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                            Flipping my mother-in-low

                            You may want to swap genders and make that father-in-law before you get called a misogynist. :rolleyes:

                            Regards, Nish


                            Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                              Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                              Flipping my mother-in-low

                              You may want to swap genders and make that father-in-law before you get called a misogynist. :rolleyes:

                              Regards, Nish


                              Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                              I’m a psychopath, calling me a misogynist is a demotion. :-D

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                                Monty2 wrote:

                                Just in case if the wife reads it

                                if that were true, then it should have read: I copy and pasted this joke in under 30 seconds along with this disclaimer that someone else posted, because I am actually working hard at work and not wasting time at CodeProject. CodeProject is a wonderful site full of interesting articles and powerful research topics that I use regularly for work related studies and is an important part of my daily job. This joke in no way implies or suggests a dislike of Mother-in-Laws in general, nor in specific to my own. My mother-in-law is a wonderful and kind person whom I would risk my life saving from a fire regardless of the content of this joke, which is only meant to offer consolation to the poor souls who do not have such wonderful inlaws as myself. And yes, I'll be home for dinner on time, neither this post, this joke, nor the contents of this disclaimer will keep me from coming home on time. P.S. wear your love clothes and I'll be home early. Call me! :)

                                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                El Corazon wrote:

                                I copy and pasted this joke in under 30 seconds along with this disclaimer that someone else posted, because I am actually working hard at work and not wasting time at CodeProject. CodeProject is a wonderful site full of interesting articles and powerful research topics that I use regularly for work related studies and is an important part of my daily job. This joke in no way implies or suggests a dislike of Mother-in-Laws in general, nor in specific to my own. My mother-in-law is a wonderful and kind person whom I would risk my life saving from a fire regardless of the content of this joke, which is only meant to offer consolation to the poor souls who do not have such wonderful inlaws as myself. And yes, I'll be home for dinner on time, neither this post, this joke, nor the contents of this disclaimer will keep me from coming home on time. P.S. wear your love clothes and I'll be home early. Call me!

                                If you were a lawyer you would be a millionaire! And yes, what you’re saying is absolutely so, I just realized it! :-D

                                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  El Corazon wrote:

                                  I copy and pasted this joke in under 30 seconds along with this disclaimer that someone else posted, because I am actually working hard at work and not wasting time at CodeProject. CodeProject is a wonderful site full of interesting articles and powerful research topics that I use regularly for work related studies and is an important part of my daily job. This joke in no way implies or suggests a dislike of Mother-in-Laws in general, nor in specific to my own. My mother-in-law is a wonderful and kind person whom I would risk my life saving from a fire regardless of the content of this joke, which is only meant to offer consolation to the poor souls who do not have such wonderful inlaws as myself. And yes, I'll be home for dinner on time, neither this post, this joke, nor the contents of this disclaimer will keep me from coming home on time. P.S. wear your love clothes and I'll be home early. Call me!

                                  If you were a lawyer you would be a millionaire! And yes, what you’re saying is absolutely so, I just realized it! :-D

                                  The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  El Corazon
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                                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                  If you were a lawyer you would be a millionaire! And yes, what you’re saying is absolutely so, I just realized it!

                                  My brother wanted to be a lawyer for the fun and money, but found out how long they have to go to school.... I wanted to be a lawyer for a time, but I could never survive the classical lawyer ethical dilemma(you know your client is guilty, your job is to free him), so I stuck with astronomy until I discovered computer programming.... He became an engineering manager :rolleyes: and I a programmer who works for military.... there is irony in there somewhere.... :)

                                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                    Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                    If you were a lawyer you would be a millionaire! And yes, what you’re saying is absolutely so, I just realized it!

                                    My brother wanted to be a lawyer for the fun and money, but found out how long they have to go to school.... I wanted to be a lawyer for a time, but I could never survive the classical lawyer ethical dilemma(you know your client is guilty, your job is to free him), so I stuck with astronomy until I discovered computer programming.... He became an engineering manager :rolleyes: and I a programmer who works for military.... there is irony in there somewhere.... :)

                                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                    El Corazon wrote:

                                    and I a programmer who works for military

                                    LOL, I just took a peek on your profile and I’m dark green with envy in the moment. :)

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                                      El Corazon wrote:

                                      and I a programmer who works for military

                                      LOL, I just took a peek on your profile and I’m dark green with envy in the moment. :)

                                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                      El Corazon
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                                      I do need to remember to bring that up to date.... ;) thank you for the compliment though. It's a job. :) Much better than accounting. :)

                                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                        I think JSOP has that one copy-righted already. :)

                                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                        Steve Mayfield
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                                        my thoughts exactly :-D

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                                        • N Nish Nishant

                                          Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                          Flipping my mother-in-low

                                          You may want to swap genders and make that father-in-law before you get called a misogynist. :rolleyes:

                                          Regards, Nish


                                          Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                                          KenBonny
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                                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                          You may want to swap genders and make that father-in-law

                                          Nah, I actually like him. ;P

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