Love letter (By a Programmer...)
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Just received in mail and copied... Sweetheart , I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/ With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage . I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free... Regards, Software Programmer Today This Company Tomorrow That Company But always want your Company!
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time." - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
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Just received in mail and copied... Sweetheart , I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/ With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage . I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free... Regards, Software Programmer Today This Company Tomorrow That Company But always want your Company!
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time." - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
"Gimme codez urgentz" :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Just received in mail and copied... Sweetheart , I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/ With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage . I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free... Regards, Software Programmer Today This Company Tomorrow That Company But always want your Company!
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time." - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
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Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
How about this one? A sad love story of an Engineering student.......... A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot.... But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again. One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book. But the guy never talked to her. 4 yrs went away and nothing has happened.. Moral of the story: .*.****************** .*.****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** Engineering boys never open their books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time." - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
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How about this one? A sad love story of an Engineering student.......... A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot.... But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again. One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book. But the guy never talked to her. 4 yrs went away and nothing has happened.. Moral of the story: .*.****************** .*.****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** Engineering boys never open their books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time." - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
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How about this one? A sad love story of an Engineering student.......... A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot.... But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again. One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book. But the guy never talked to her. 4 yrs went away and nothing has happened.. Moral of the story: .*.****************** .*.****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** .****************** Engineering boys never open their books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time." - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
X| Looks a bit autobiographical...
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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J a a n s wrote:
Engineering boys never open their books
I wish you never opened your joke books!
It was a joke???? There were no clues.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
