Some more WC jokes...
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Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball... Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything... In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten... I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." David Blaine is gutted that the record he got for doing F*** all in a box for 42 days has just been beaten by Wayne Rooney. Sorry if any of those are reposts.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball... Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything... In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten... I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." David Blaine is gutted that the record he got for doing F*** all in a box for 42 days has just been beaten by Wayne Rooney. Sorry if any of those are reposts.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I can't help but think how different things would have been if John Terry had taken a liking to Rob Green's girlfriend instead, resulting in him opting to stay home.
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merridus wrote:
I can't help but think how different things would have been if John Terry had taken a liking to Rob Green's girlfriend instead, resulting in him opting to stay home.
England would have played Ghana and lost 4-1. ;P
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merridus wrote:
I can't help but think how different things would have been if John Terry had taken a liking to Rob Green's girlfriend instead, resulting in him opting to stay home.
England would have played Ghana and lost 4-1. ;P
Abhinav S wrote:
.... and lost 4-1.
I think that is optomistic! :-D
Ali