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  • J josda1000

    Sarah: "I'm going to a midnight showing of Eclipse!" Me: "Eclipse? What's so great about Eclipse? Isn't that a development environment for Java?! Java sucks!" Man, I'm amazing. Nice job at being a total nerd, right?

    Josh Davis
    This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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    Lost User
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    I've got bad news - you fit in here.

    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      I've got bad news - you fit in here.

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      josda1000
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      Trollslayer wrote:

      I've got badgood news - you fit in here.

      FTFY But I appreciate the sentiment lol ty

      Josh Davis
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      • J josda1000

        Sarah: "I'm going to a midnight showing of Eclipse!" Me: "Eclipse? What's so great about Eclipse? Isn't that a development environment for Java?! Java sucks!" Man, I'm amazing. Nice job at being a total nerd, right?

        Josh Davis
        This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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        Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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        The geeky response is the eclipse was two days ago.

        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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        • J josda1000

          Sarah: "I'm going to a midnight showing of Eclipse!" Me: "Eclipse? What's so great about Eclipse? Isn't that a development environment for Java?! Java sucks!" Man, I'm amazing. Nice job at being a total nerd, right?

          Josh Davis
          This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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          Shog9 0
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          Um... So wtf was she talking about? :~

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            Um... So wtf was she talking about? :~

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            josda1000
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            lol apparently it's the new Twilight movie, and I didn't know it until 15 mins ago or whatever lol

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              lol apparently it's the new Twilight movie, and I didn't know it until 15 mins ago or whatever lol

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              This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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              ragnaroknrol
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              It's the "guy" installment. As in: lots of fighting between vampires, werewolves, etc... My wife wants to see the 2nd one on Netflix. gah. I believe I will be playing a computer game for at least 2 hours this weekend.

              If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                It's the "guy" installment. As in: lots of fighting between vampires, werewolves, etc... My wife wants to see the 2nd one on Netflix. gah. I believe I will be playing a computer game for at least 2 hours this weekend.

                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                josda1000
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                I suggest you just program something in C++. Or anything other than Java. lol

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                  lol apparently it's the new Twilight movie, and I didn't know it until 15 mins ago or whatever lol

                  Josh Davis
                  This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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                  Smithers Jones
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                  I was thinking about an actual eclipse. Just the "midnight showing" was confusing me a bit. "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                  • J josda1000

                    I suggest you just program something in C++. Or anything other than Java. lol

                    Josh Davis
                    This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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                    ragnaroknrol
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                    java? Why would I program coffee? ;)

                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                      It's the "guy" installment. As in: lots of fighting between vampires, werewolves, etc... My wife wants to see the 2nd one on Netflix. gah. I believe I will be playing a computer game for at least 2 hours this weekend.

                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                      ragnaroknrol wrote:

                      lots of fighting between vampires

                      They aren't vampires. Vampires burn in the sun. They do not sparkle and they do not have venom which not only turns somebody into a vampire, but also lubricates the eye sockets, dissolves contact lenses and can get a human pregnant. In case it's difficult to tell, I don't like the Twilight series (the characters, writing or the way it's been turned into a love story.) I'll laugh if they screen the birth scene from Breaking Dawn - it'll certainly bring down teenage pregnancies.

                      OSDev :)

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                      • J josda1000

                        Sarah: "I'm going to a midnight showing of Eclipse!" Me: "Eclipse? What's so great about Eclipse? Isn't that a development environment for Java?! Java sucks!" Man, I'm amazing. Nice job at being a total nerd, right?

                        Josh Davis
                        This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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                        Until I read the above comments, I was wondering if Sarah was blonde...

                        Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                          Until I read the above comments, I was wondering if Sarah was blonde...

                          Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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                          :thumbsup: :laugh:

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                            Sarah: "I'm going to a midnight showing of Eclipse!" Me: "Eclipse? What's so great about Eclipse? Isn't that a development environment for Java?! Java sucks!" Man, I'm amazing. Nice job at being a total nerd, right?

                            Josh Davis
                            This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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                            Christian Graus
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                            ROTFL !!!! I have a teenage daughter, so I know full well what Eclipse is.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              ROTFL !!!! I have a teenage daughter, so I know full well what Eclipse is.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              Smithers Jones
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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              I have a teenage daughter

                              But how are normal people supposed to know? :rolleyes:

                              "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                              • J josda1000

                                Sarah: "I'm going to a midnight showing of Eclipse!" Me: "Eclipse? What's so great about Eclipse? Isn't that a development environment for Java?! Java sucks!" Man, I'm amazing. Nice job at being a total nerd, right?

                                Josh Davis
                                This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                josda1000 wrote:

                                Java sucks!

                                You may be a total nerd, but at least you're smart enough to be right.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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