If you're ever bored...
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Glass Hammer, Lefthanded Screwdriver, Pair of Greased Balls, Tartan Paint, Sky Hooks etc etc
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Red oil for a danger lamp!
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If you want a cheap laugh, go to a supermarket and bring up a crate of beer and a pack of nappies, when you go to pay say you only have enough money for one of them and put the nappies back, just watch the look on the persons face.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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A good breakfast: Bacon x2 Sausages x2 Eggs (Lightly Fried, sunny side up), x2 Fried slice of bread Beans Mushrooms Tomato (Half, Fried) Black Pudding Potato Bread Served with lashing of Hot Sweet Milky Tea! That breakfast won us an Empire!
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Red oil for a danger lamp!
Bucket of Spots for the Spot Welder.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
That breakfast won us an Empire!
...and war-time rationing lost it for us. By the way - you forgot the kidneys. ;P
No, I really didn't YUCK!
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Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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No, I really didn't YUCK!
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Thanks, I will try that one. Other things to do whilst shopping are to put unusual things into other peoples trolleys, or, if you are an expert in such things, remove items from their trolleys!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Other things to do whilst shopping are to put unusual things into other peoples trolleys, or, if you are an expert in such things, remove items from their trolleys!
You are a child. :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Other things to do whilst shopping are to put unusual things into other peoples trolleys, or, if you are an expert in such things, remove items from their trolleys!
You are a child. :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
Hey, it's fun, and what is the point of growing up if you can't be child sometimes?
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Hey, it's fun, and what is the point of growing up if you can't be child sometimes?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I'm not saying it's a wrong thing. I thought if it were just me. :-O I do many of those things occasionally, and here's my most recent trick: Close the hand wash pipe in the office wash room (and sink) *really* tight (I'm an amateur bodybuilder). It's fun! :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.