Types of Developers
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I see myself as a Type 1. Henry is the Old Man of the C++ JSOP - Hardcore Geek POH - Type 4 I leave others to decide who else fills the gaps.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Odd: don't see myself in any of those generalized stereotypes.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I see myself as a Type 1. Henry is the Old Man of the C++ JSOP - Hardcore Geek POH - Type 4 I leave others to decide who else fills the gaps.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Out of all of those, I think I'm a ninja. Awesome! :-D
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Odd: don't see myself in any of those generalized stereotypes.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
So, your are a gestalt entity, a compendium of discrete programming memes, unique yet composed of the same matter as all programming types, in fact, you are MAN.NET?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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We all know that there are actually ten types of programmers/[^]. P.S. Other than the ridiculous part about recursion, I find that I'm primarily the Know-it-all or Theoretician.
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So, your are a gestalt entity, a compendium of discrete programming memes, unique yet composed of the same matter as all programming types, in fact, you are MAN.NET?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Far more ordinary, I'm afraid; in fact I AM CONTRACTOR. The greatest compliment I got was when I was called 'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'. Course I think I'm really very nice... :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Far more ordinary, I'm afraid; in fact I AM CONTRACTOR. The greatest compliment I got was when I was called 'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'. Course I think I'm really very nice... :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
I was called 'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'
Wow, that is one hell of a compliment, Top man in a tough situation then! :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Far more ordinary, I'm afraid; in fact I AM CONTRACTOR. The greatest compliment I got was when I was called 'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'. Course I think I'm really very nice... :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'.
You weren't a lawyer in a previous life were you? ;)
Ali
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digital man wrote:
I was called 'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'
Wow, that is one hell of a compliment, Top man in a tough situation then! :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Nah, was my mother... :laugh: I've been a contractor for so long that when I started Intel had just begun selling the abacus...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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digital man wrote:
'an arrogant, aggressive and utterly mercenary bastard'.
You weren't a lawyer in a previous life were you? ;)
Ali
Nope, not one of my careers, though...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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They've missed a couple: There are the types of developers who use incorrect double plurals, and the types of developer who don't. Makes a Hell of a difference to the code they produce.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We all know that there are actually ten types of programmers/[^]. P.S. Other than the ridiculous part about recursion, I find that I'm primarily the Know-it-all or Theoretician.
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Nah, was my mother... :laugh: I've been a contractor for so long that when I started Intel had just begun selling the abacus...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Ah, the Abacus. Was it Y1K compliant? I heard Henry was a Freelance back then and worked on Form Factors for the early versions. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Ah, the Abacus. Was it Y1K compliant? I heard Henry was a Freelance back then and worked on Form Factors for the early versions. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
I heard Henry was a Freelance back then and worked on Form Factors for the early versions.
Wow - way before my time!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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They've missed a couple: There are the types of developers who use incorrect double plurals, and the types of developer who don't. Makes a Hell of a difference to the code they produce.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see myself as a Type 1. Henry is the Old Man of the C++ JSOP - Hardcore Geek POH - Type 4 I leave others to decide who else fills the gaps.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
JSOP - Hardcore Geek
"Very much an introvert" Yup that's JSOP.
Dalek Dave wrote:
POH - Type 4
"He tries his best to explain to clients why using state-of-the-art technology is so important" - change that to read "He tries his best to explain to clients why paying his company on time is so important". Apart from that, spot on.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
JSOP - Hardcore Geek
"Very much an introvert" Yup that's JSOP.
Dalek Dave wrote:
POH - Type 4
"He tries his best to explain to clients why using state-of-the-art technology is so important" - change that to read "He tries his best to explain to clients why paying his company on time is so important". Apart from that, spot on.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: "He tries his best to explain to clients why paying his company on time at all is so important" FTFY ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Huh? (Huhses? Huhseses?)
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.> types of developers who > types of developer who Spot the difference. A data-type error like that would break code rather badly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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> types of developers who > types of developer who Spot the difference. A data-type error like that would break code rather badly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I prefer this: typeof(developer)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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I see myself as a Type 1. Henry is the Old Man of the C++ JSOP - Hardcore Geek POH - Type 4 I leave others to decide who else fills the gaps.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I see my self a mix of "The Old Man" and "The Hardcore Geek".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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I prefer this: typeof(developer)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
Not: typo(devoloper)?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
