Try this... (A little rude)
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Holmes and Watson, bored on evening due to a sad lack of criminality decided to have a Broke Back Mountain evening and, naturally, Holmes was going to be daddy. As they were about to get down to it Holmes ran to the kitchen and came back with a lemon which he proceeds to rub vigorously all over Watson's bottom. "What on earth are you doing that for Holmes?" "It's lemon entry, dear Watson..."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Holmes and Watson, bored on evening due to a sad lack of criminality decided to have a Broke Back Mountain evening and, naturally, Holmes was going to be daddy. As they were about to get down to it Holmes ran to the kitchen and came back with a lemon which he proceeds to rub vigorously all over Watson's bottom. "What on earth are you doing that for Holmes?" "It's lemon entry, dear Watson..."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I was told that joke when I was at primary school...... 20 years ago. First time I've hear it since! Awesome! :-D
JimBob SquarePants ******************************************************************* "He took everything personally, including our royalties!" David St.Hubbins, Spinal Tap about Ian Faith, their ex-manager *******************************************************************
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I was told that joke when I was at primary school...... 20 years ago. First time I've hear it since! Awesome! :-D
JimBob SquarePants ******************************************************************* "He took everything personally, including our royalties!" David St.Hubbins, Spinal Tap about Ian Faith, their ex-manager *******************************************************************
Thanks: someone gave me a 1 for it but it has a decent punch line so I was left somewhat aghast by that :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Thanks: someone gave me a 1 for it but it has a decent punch line so I was left somewhat aghast by that :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Have my five!
JimBob SquarePants ******************************************************************* "He took everything personally, including our royalties!" David St.Hubbins, Spinal Tap about Ian Faith, their ex-manager *******************************************************************
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Holmes and Watson, bored on evening due to a sad lack of criminality decided to have a Broke Back Mountain evening and, naturally, Holmes was going to be daddy. As they were about to get down to it Holmes ran to the kitchen and came back with a lemon which he proceeds to rub vigorously all over Watson's bottom. "What on earth are you doing that for Holmes?" "It's lemon entry, dear Watson..."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Thanks: someone gave me a 1 for it but it has a decent punch line so I was left somewhat aghast by that :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me