Stupid Fucking Word [modified]
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Need help with Word 2007. Yeah I know I have the Help Files and Google but consider the following. I'm in Canberra. Stuck late at the customer site. Ran out of petrol on the way back to the hotel. I'm cooking and eating snags on bread rolls with tomato sauce. I'm watching State Of Origin (and it looks like the Maroons are on their way to a 3-0 flogging). I'm drinking beer. Trying to write up a report for work I did last Saturday. I don't give a fuck what you think (unless it's the answer I need). So far I've written the title. Yes that's it one fucking line. Why only one line in the last hour? Cause I've selected Title for the Style and it's given me a Gay looking Blue underline. I don't want no fucking Gay looking Blue underline. So I've been trying to turn it off, how the fuck do I turn it off?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:31 AM
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Need help with Word 2007. Yeah I know I have the Help Files and Google but consider the following. I'm in Canberra. Stuck late at the customer site. Ran out of petrol on the way back to the hotel. I'm cooking and eating snags on bread rolls with tomato sauce. I'm watching State Of Origin (and it looks like the Maroons are on their way to a 3-0 flogging). I'm drinking beer. Trying to write up a report for work I did last Saturday. I don't give a fuck what you think (unless it's the answer I need). So far I've written the title. Yes that's it one fucking line. Why only one line in the last hour? Cause I've selected Title for the Style and it's given me a Gay looking Blue underline. I don't want no fucking Gay looking Blue underline. So I've been trying to turn it off, how the fuck do I turn it off?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:31 AM
Word is your friend. Bill is you friend. We are all friends. Peace and love and harmony exist in your brain. Deep breath. And now on the 'Home' tab, there will be a section called Styles. Open that and select the style of text you prefer, or indeed right click and modify for lovely combinations. Amen my pissed of brother. [EDIT] Would you be looking for Title > Modify > Format > Border Then take off the page border?
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
modified on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:20 AM
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Need help with Word 2007. Yeah I know I have the Help Files and Google but consider the following. I'm in Canberra. Stuck late at the customer site. Ran out of petrol on the way back to the hotel. I'm cooking and eating snags on bread rolls with tomato sauce. I'm watching State Of Origin (and it looks like the Maroons are on their way to a 3-0 flogging). I'm drinking beer. Trying to write up a report for work I did last Saturday. I don't give a fuck what you think (unless it's the answer I need). So far I've written the title. Yes that's it one fucking line. Why only one line in the last hour? Cause I've selected Title for the Style and it's given me a Gay looking Blue underline. I don't want no fucking Gay looking Blue underline. So I've been trying to turn it off, how the fuck do I turn it off?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:31 AM
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Need help with Word 2007. Yeah I know I have the Help Files and Google but consider the following. I'm in Canberra. Stuck late at the customer site. Ran out of petrol on the way back to the hotel. I'm cooking and eating snags on bread rolls with tomato sauce. I'm watching State Of Origin (and it looks like the Maroons are on their way to a 3-0 flogging). I'm drinking beer. Trying to write up a report for work I did last Saturday. I don't give a fuck what you think (unless it's the answer I need). So far I've written the title. Yes that's it one fucking line. Why only one line in the last hour? Cause I've selected Title for the Style and it's given me a Gay looking Blue underline. I don't want no fucking Gay looking Blue underline. So I've been trying to turn it off, how the fuck do I turn it off?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:31 AM
I'm at work and I don't have 2007 here. But it's a possible format inconsistency alert. http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/word-help/what-do-the-underlines-in-my-document-mean-HP005270413.aspx[^]
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Need help with Word 2007. Yeah I know I have the Help Files and Google but consider the following. I'm in Canberra. Stuck late at the customer site. Ran out of petrol on the way back to the hotel. I'm cooking and eating snags on bread rolls with tomato sauce. I'm watching State Of Origin (and it looks like the Maroons are on their way to a 3-0 flogging). I'm drinking beer. Trying to write up a report for work I did last Saturday. I don't give a fuck what you think (unless it's the answer I need). So far I've written the title. Yes that's it one fucking line. Why only one line in the last hour? Cause I've selected Title for the Style and it's given me a Gay looking Blue underline. I don't want no fucking Gay looking Blue underline. So I've been trying to turn it off, how the fuck do I turn it off?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:31 AM
don't use Word. Write your report in notepad, when it's done, send a copy to who ever needs it, then mess around with Word and send a new fancy-pansy version again, don't forget Comic Sans is the new black.
Watched code never compiles.
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don't use Word. Write your report in notepad, when it's done, send a copy to who ever needs it, then mess around with Word and send a new fancy-pansy version again, don't forget Comic Sans is the new black.
Watched code never compiles.
You forgot smiley faces. Smiley faces make a report.
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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don't use Word. Write your report in notepad, when it's done, send a copy to who ever needs it, then mess around with Word and send a new fancy-pansy version again, don't forget Comic Sans is the new black.
Watched code never compiles.
Maximilien wrote:
don't use Word.
Indeed. TeX is the future.