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I got the rat :)

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  • H Henry Minute

    Well, it's like this. He was in a restaurant eating a salad and.............. I guess you know how the rest goes. :)

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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    A guy walks to restaurant with dead mouse on his pocket and orders big bowl of soup, as soon as the server turns around, the guy drops the mouse in the soup and screams. After noticing the situation, the owner settles the matter by handing him huge stack of money. The guy tells the story to his friend. The second guy goes to the restaurant the next day with dead mouse in his pocket and orders big bowl of soup. He was told they no longer serve soups. He pulls the dead mouse out of pocket and asks the server, So, what do you got that I can drop the mouse on?

    Yusuf May I help you?

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    • H Henry Minute

      Well, it's like this. He was in a restaurant eating a salad and.............. I guess you know how the rest goes. :)

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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      Bah! You're telling me? We submitted our closing statements about 3 months ago... still waiting for the judge to decide on whether the prosecution gets to rebuttal.

      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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        See here[^]

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        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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        Thank you!

        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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        • M Muammar

          And got it in video for you :-D Just give me sometime 'till I upload it.

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          Abhinav S
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          Victory! You have victory.

          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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          • M Muammar

            And got it in video for you :-D Just give me sometime 'till I upload it.

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            Luc Pattyn
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            You do know rats live in colonies, don't you? if you catch one, get ready to catch hundreds of them. :)

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            • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

              Bah! You're telling me? We submitted our closing statements about 3 months ago... still waiting for the judge to decide on whether the prosecution gets to rebuttal.

              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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              Muammar
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              Hey Mustafa, http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3533930#xx3533930xx[^] Stay tuned for the video :) I captured it all :)

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              • L Luc Pattyn

                You do know rats live in colonies, don't you? if you catch one, get ready to catch hundreds of them. :)

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                Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                I get the feeling that there will be a sequel to this... Revenge of the Rodents...

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                • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                  I get the feeling that there will be a sequel to this... Revenge of the Rodents...

                  If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                  Luc Pattyn
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                  If they also post on YouTube that could be entertaining. :)

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                  • M Muammar

                    And got it in video for you :-D Just give me sometime 'till I upload it.

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                    Lost User
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                    You mean you got and killed/trapped it? How? They are quick buggers and can moved like lightening. And they bite.

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    • M Muammar

                      And got it in video for you :-D Just give me sometime 'till I upload it.

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                      My six year old son chased a chipmunk out of the house this morning. I first spotted it yesterday when the cat tore through the house chasing it. My wife missed it, and thought I had completely lost it when I asked, "Was that a chipmunk!?" She backed up a step before saying, "That was the cat."


                      He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.

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                      • L Lost User

                        You mean you got and killed/trapped it? How? They are quick buggers and can moved like lightening. And they bite.

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                        0. Get a friend/family member to tape the the whole thing (upcoming) 1. Corner the rodent 2. Dive with arms outstretched (you have to be gutsy and just go at the bugger head first here) 3. Bite the bastard's head off. 4. Revel in the vital juices of your enemy streaming down your face from the inflicted inury 5. Barf your head off to clear it off every living ... thing now residing in your mouth. 6. Mouth wash with Sulphuric acid. 7. Get really sick and post about it on CP and post video on YouTube. 8. Revel in the viral growth of the video

                        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                        • L Lost User

                          You mean you got and killed/trapped it? How? They are quick buggers and can moved like lightening. And they bite.

                          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                          Muammar
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                          fat_boy wrote:

                          They are quick buggers and can moved like lightening

                          Then I'd have to be faster! Gee, thanks :laugh:

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                          • M Muammar

                            Hey Mustafa, http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3533930#xx3533930xx[^] Stay tuned for the video :) I captured it all :)

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                            Lost User
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                            ahh long story. gud that u got it finally.

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                            • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                              0. Get a friend/family member to tape the the whole thing (upcoming) 1. Corner the rodent 2. Dive with arms outstretched (you have to be gutsy and just go at the bugger head first here) 3. Bite the bastard's head off. 4. Revel in the vital juices of your enemy streaming down your face from the inflicted inury 5. Barf your head off to clear it off every living ... thing now residing in your mouth. 6. Mouth wash with Sulphuric acid. 7. Get really sick and post about it on CP and post video on YouTube. 8. Revel in the viral growth of the video

                              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                              Holy crap, thats a video I cant wait to see! :)

                              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                              • M Muammar

                                And got it in video for you :-D Just give me sometime 'till I upload it.

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                                Sandesh M Patil
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                                Really!!! nice :-D

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                                • S Sandesh M Patil

                                  Really!!! nice :-D

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                                  Muammar
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                                  Yes, did you see the video :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-egtJokNAxk[^]

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